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How to add fun to mindless scrolling

Throw a stress ball at the ceiling and be scared when you forget about it and it suddenly drops onto your stomach.

why?

it’s like 4:30 am and I’m trying to sleep when all of a sudden I remember the time someone at a summer camp convinced me mold was edible. I didn’t ever test that theory.

@doritoplayz-xi thank you for bringing this wonderful thing to my attention. My life has improved significantly

have you guys ever seen a shark scratch its back before?

now you have. have a good day!

"Ew that thing is so ugl-"

NO! FRILLED SHARK BEAM ATTACK!

This is very fun for reasons I can’t explain

update. After yesterday’s post I threw the stress ball on the ceiling some time between the time of the post and 9 pm. The stress ball was still up there at 3 am and fell some time during my sleep.

my sibling just taught me how to post. I feel so dumb. How the hell do I tumblr?

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

I drew moss in their new profession lol

Playing miitopia. I have lost all of moss’s friends. Twice. Now he’s with a run away solider, a blind axolotl and, a chain smoking leaf themed rabbit.

On and they’ve been a warrior, a scientist and now a princess. I better get the scientist job back >:/

bird whistle

sibling:(using bird whistle filled with water) what happens if I use the other end?

Bird whistle: shoots out water from whistle part.

Bonus: sibling does this again in the mirror so they can make a drawing of this experience

Bonus bonus (prequel): in my head: bird whistle sounds like a sci-fi gun firing at me. Imma pretend to dodge

@doritoplayz-xi is sibling