It’s an AU of the story where Robin is a regular human lmao but yes the irony is retroactive. She was originally a bird but I couldn’t figure out how to make the feathers work, so I figured I’d just make her into a cat.
In Ford’s defense, he needed to leave that dimension ASAP because of Bill, and Bieti was… well. Permanently indisposed, shall we say, for the same reason.
Robin was five at the time and all of three feet tall, so Ford figured he could stow her in a backpack until she was big enough to keep up on her own.
At fifteen, she still sometimes climbs up onto his back, just to hang out. Because Ford has a hard time saying no.
(Bieti named her Robin because birds are much bigger in her native dimension, and robins are known to carry off small to medium sized mammals. It’s a nice strong name, her daughter will grow up to be a good predator.)
I think it’s absolutely hilarious that we both managed to independently come up with the idea of “Ford needs an alien spouse and a half alien daughter”. Like get that monsterfucker an alien wife/husband and make sure he can be the girl dad we always knew he could be. Superb.
I just scrolled all the way back to 2018 on your account and I'm disappointed to realise this is not something you've posted. Presumably.
I do agree though that Ford gives off girl dad energy in an unexplainable way. He's so babygirl that he needs an actual baby girl.
He also deserves to just have an alien spouse. Reward the monsterfuckers for once, y'know?
bitchin. you probably already know this but make sure you take the wrappings of the thread with you when you’re color matching, and check online as well to find the other brand equivalent. matching by eye isn’t always accurate.
So I’ve just started my first embroidery project and apparently the reason the thread in this kit keeps fraying when I try to thread the needle is because you’re supposed to undo the strands instead of using the whole thread. I find this out two flowers of suffering into this project. No wonder I ran out of that color so fast.
To Joann’s!
[On the phone after Midoriya's surgery]
All Might: Is Midoriya going to be okay?
Recovery Girl: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.
a little late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIZAWA!! (ashido is the only one who’s brave enough to hug him, fight me)
that’s my secret. all my OCs are me
Consistency what’s that
Anyway have a vine I redrew
👀 will you share your creation with me? I want to try hard eggnog
@cardenvondraken O wise one in all the ways of alcohol, what spirit would you recommend to spice up storebought eggnog? I’m thinking either brandy or spiced rum.
Hi, it's me again, the person who wrote that viral post about fanfiction plagiarism! Today I'm here to warn you about abuse perpetrated by bots who have stolen AO3 usernames.
There's currently an epidemic of bots going around leaving (apparently random) horrible, hateful comments on people's fics. This isn't the first time bots have invaded AO3, but the big problem with this wave is that they're using real AO3 usernames to do it.
I learned about this when another writer contacted me after receiving the following comment on their story:
Now, while that is my username, I DEFINITELY did not leave this comment (and anyone who would leave something like that on a fic should be slapped! What an awful thing to post). This fic is in a completely unrelated fandom that I have never participated in, nor has that author participated in any of my fandoms, so the probability of it being some intentional fandom drama thing to make me look bad is also low.
The writer whose fic the comment was left on enlisted the aid of some friends and tracked down other guest comments with unrelated usernames attached, which is pretty strong evidence that they are being left by bots at random.
The TL;DR: If you receive a cruel comment from a (Guest) with an actual AO3 username attached, it's most likely from a bot. Please do not lash out at or dogpile the AO3 user who owns that name, and who in all likelihood has no idea that their name has been hijacked for evil.
If finding this kind of comment on a fic, even left by a bot, is likely to upset you, I would recommend changing your comment settings so that only users who are logged in can leave comments. To do this, edit your story settings, and under "Privacy," select the radio button that says "Only registered users can comment," as shown below.
Please spread the word to other AO3 users! And if you see mean guest comments on other fics, maybe let the author know that it's probably from a bot and not a real person who thinks their writing is bad.
So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
Bonus:
Consistency what’s that
Anyway have a vine I redrew
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