Me: *Sees Long Post Of Writing Tips That I Should Really Study*

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

Consistency what’s that

Anyway have a vine I redrew

“Look, I don’t hate you.”

“Could have fooled me.”

“All I’m saying is if you got hit by a train, I wouldn’t care at all! :D”

“Sounds gay, I’m in.”

Present Mic at some point, probably

welcome to the club, buddy 😂 I got four, I think. Nice to have a proper diagram for it.

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

@ph-limey

Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

To my readers:

If your comment is long and rambling and full of quotes you enjoyed, I will love it.

If your comment is full of story related questions, I will love it.

If your comment is a single sentence, I will love it.

If your comment is a single emoji, or a string of them, I will love it.

If you comment, I will love it. It's that simple.

Writing a novel when you imagine all you stories in film format is hard because there’s really no written equivalent of “lens flare” or “slow motion montage backed by Gregorian choir”

casually rereading this story that’s pretty good, and I get to the end and find out this author hasn’t updated in like three and a half years. what a jerk, not giving me more to read.

(it’s me. I’m the author.)

I just want domestic villain things…..