The thing that's makes this so much funnier for me is that Natsuo, Fuyumi, and Shouto will probably be fine due their, assuming with Natsuo and Fuyumi, iced based quirks then heat ain't gonna be that bad. Meaning that the only one who really suffers here, is Endeavor.
Shigaraki, laying on the floor: “Spinner, I think I’m dying.”
Spinner: “That’s a little dramatic. You’re the one who insisted we stay here.”
Shigaraki: “That was before I knew it was a hellscape.”
Mr. Compress: “Perhaps next time we choose a hideout, we don’t base it off of how close it is to the nearest arcade.”
Shigaraki, glares.
Mr. Compress: “Just a suggestion…”
Twice and Toga walk into the base carrying a window AC unit.
Twice: “Look at what we got!”
Spinner: “Seems like you’ll live.”
Shigaraki: “Shut up. Where did you get that?”
Toga: “Dabi helped us find it!”
Mr. Compress: “How?”
Dabi: “I have my ways.”
—
Endeavor, walking out of his office: “Where the hell is my AC unit?!?!”
Natsuo: “As if you even need one, you’ll never be cool.”
Fuyumi: “Natsuo!”
Shouto, high fives Natsuo.
Endeavor, leaves.
FUCK YEAH, GREAT JOB!
Need me a high five you amazing fucks.
I BOOKED APPOINTMENTS. For the doctors. FOR THERAPY.
Guys, you have no idea how long it's taken me to take action on this. Executive dysfunction at its best. Me + appointment making and general admin tasks of life = nope. I know how important it is and the more I have put it off the harder it's been to try and get it done.
I did it!
Wait...you mean to tell me, Spirit Halloween is an American thing??? Y'all don't even have, like, an equivalent with a store opening up only about once a month in a year??? This feels crazy.
are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane
The unfortunate truth is I am a slave to positive reinforcement, so when I post things, I'm sitting there like a cat scratching at a closed door like "likes?" "reblogs?" "commint?"
Please remember that these are only headcanons, if you disagree with me then that's all chill.
MK: Trans, also bisexual. I'll admit, I don't normally headcanon characters as trans unless the narrative is trans coded, but there's a rather particular line that caused this headcanon. When the spider queen's minions would call him 'Monkey boy' he'd shot back that he's a "monkey man" which seemed odd to me as he doesn't seem to be the type to be insecure about his masculinity and with him declaring himself as the "monkey kid" he certainly isn't insecure about being seen as a kid. The only thing that made sense for why he'd do that was that he just likes to randomly declare himself as a man, which just seems like a very trans thing to do.
Pigsy: Bi, no known preference.
Tang: Gay.
Sandy: AroAce spec. He can feel both romantic and sexual attraction, but he needs to get to know them properly first.
Mei: Bi, with a preference towards men.
Monkey King: Pan.
Macaque: Pan.
Red Son: Bi, with a preference towards men.
DBK: Straight.
Princess Iron Fan: Straight.
Spider Queen: Bi, no known preference.
Syntax: Gay asexual.
Huntsman: He's honestly just into someone being able to kill him if needed, lol.
Ne Zha: AroAce.
Lady Bone Demon: AroAce.
The "mayor": I don't know what the fuck he his but he ain't straight.
Azure: Pan.
Peng: No clue, but he ain't straight.
Yellow tusk: Gay.
Stories and memories.
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All of these used to be so common for people to show their appreciation of different fics and authors, and I think it’s a shame people don’t do it anymore. I love seeing fan work for my fics!!