This Is From Matilda

‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

Otto Dix (German, 1891-1969), Sonnenblume am Atelierfenster [Sunflower at the studio window], 1949. Oil on fibreboard, 99.8 x 65 cm.

Sometimes good parents make mistakes.

Sometimes I think about lesbian icon renée vivien lauging so hard she had to leave a lecture bc the man was talking about how a book of anonymously published love poetry was the pinnacle depiction of a young man’s desire towards women…… but it was her book. She wrote it. About her girlfriend.

most beautiful ladybug on my laptop screen right now dont post anything nasty i dont want her to see it

Raven makes mistakes sometimes.

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ok but .. insulting someone’s laugh or smile is possibly.. the worst.. why would u try 2 make someone self conscious about the way they express their joy.. like ?

August 3, 1996 — see The Complete Peanuts 1995-1998