✨ REDRAWN PFP ✨

OH MY GOD WHY 😭😭😭

But I know the one that’s even worse: ships that include Neptune’s smaller moons

Say somethinf thaz will anget the wholr solarballs community

sun X Luna

✨ THEM ✨

The best couple ever

We love them lesbians

Just trying to make a good enough TFC design while waiting for his return 

Idk if I should keep the hat, but it’s quite funny, so I might draw him this way lol

Wait for me with my tea! I’m coming too :)))

Just need to pack some more of it just in case…

hehe fries

a vision has just came to me

tell me your vision, dear one🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

YOOOO THIS IS SO COOL!!! ❤️❤️❤️

I never knew such black holes could potentially exist, this is so interesting!

My contribution to the Tumblr System!! He’s not technically a blanet, but he orbits the same stellar black hole and plays a similar role in the system to a blanet… maybe he’d be considered an unofficial blanet? Idk man... Idea from @finligz and @just-call-mefr1es!!!! Lots of extra yapping under the cut

So we all know planet X right? There's a theory that instead of being caused by a planet, the gravitational anomalies we've detected that led us to believe there may be a 9th planet could also be caused by a very small black hole! This idea was spawned from that. A primordial black hole is essentially a black hole formed at the very beginning of the universe, less than a second after the big bang. They are currently only hypothetical as detecting something so small thats also basically invisible is understandably very difficult. Having formed at the beginning of the universe, he wasn't always a part of the Tumblr system. He spent a good 10 billion years just hurtling though space before he accidentally got a little too close to the Tumblr Black hole and got caught in it's gravity. Whoopsies. He also may or may not have killed 2 blanets (I've dubbed them Lethe and Coeus) when he joined the system. And nobody knows it was him, or that he even exists, because it just looks like those blanets slowly shrunk and disappeared. Whoopsies x2. I put "yesn't" for the moons because while he does have natural satellites, he isn't technically a blanet, and only blanets/planets can have moons. More than 40 asteroid sized objects, along with two larger objects, orbit him. These objects consider themselves moons despite not technically being such. The two larger and colored "moons" are what remains of Lethe and Coeus. If they were to scale, they'd be multiple magnitudes larger than him, probably around the size of a moon like Mimas or Proteus. The symbol he "stole" is just Coeus and Lethe's symbols mashed together.

Nu is the greek god of everything prior to primordial chaos, aka nothingness. Lethe is the greek personification of forgetfulness, and Coeus is a greek figure representing inquisitiveness. All his "moons" hate his ass. Two of them are basically ghosts of blanets he literally killed, and the rest of them were once independent asteroids. So basically, none of his "moons" formed naturally, and all of them are doomed to die a slow death via tiny spaghettification. They are understandably NOT HAPPY.

Despite being roughly watermelon-sized, he has a mass equivalent to like. At least 5 Jupiters. Crazy bro. The aphelion of his orbit is basically as far as you can get from Tumblr without drifting off into space. His perihelion is considerably closer, but is likely still hundreds of times further out than the last blanet. Eccentric orbit moment. Having been captured rather than formed in the Tumblr system, he orbits in a very different plane than the rest of the gang. Since he was born at the beginning of the universe, he's incredibly wise. Unfortunately, he's also kind of comically evil, and will probably never share that wisdom with you. I could yap even more, I've thought up so much lore + thought a bunch about how this entire stellar black hole system would scientifically work, but I'll save it for another time. (or you can ask about it!!!) If you made it all the way to the bottom of my yapping, thanks for reading!!

I will trust her with my life

Whar

This is so unexpected omg- First of all thank you!!! This is so cute ToT Secondly yeah, I switch my handwriting a lot? Kinda? I made a little thingy rn cuz the topic is actually so fascinating-

It's kind of obvious now that I just write angle-ish letters when the pen is too thin for my liking (like in the whiteboard ahah-) so it can be seen normally Ty again for the compliment!!

kk so i was on the solarballs whiteboard thingy and i just caught myself overanalyzing everyones handwriting???😭😭😭 i will never stop analyzing other people oml💀

anyways so what i found was

-i noticed yalls sorta shaped the letter s roughly the same, like with a slight edge/spiky sorta font to it, if ykwim. except for @ciazto-katalonskie

^on the topic of @ciazto-katalonskie i actually noticed ur handwriting had a toj of cursive elements, which explains the way ur s’s are shaped, so with i, b, n, r, and y (theres probablh more but eh)

-also i noticed how @kwicksowa s handwriting is probs the shakiest (sorry girlie💔) but that may just be from the device ur using😵‍💫 ur letters r also kinda angled from what ive seen

-everyone applaud @finligz for probably some of the neatest handwriting ive ever seen since my grade five teacher👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 sometimes gives off a sketchy (drawing sketch not creepy sketchy) vibe at times:0

-aaand the host himself @half-eaten-baguetteee !! i noticed ur letters were either rlly curved/kinda bubbly font or angled like @kwicksowa . ur letters are also merged sometimes

-o and @finligz n @half-eaten-baguetteee do their y’s pretty similarly

SORRY IF I SOUNDED MEAN IN ANY OF THESE ITS JUST SOME THINGS I NOTICEDD😭😭😭😭💔💔

THEY’RE ADORABLE ❤️

Precious 🥺

moons shenanigans

Albri (blanet on the right in the last panel) belongs to @/beeeeppe)

more under the cut

unshaded version of the comic:

And early (early as in like ~3bya ish) tumblr system era

They used to be near the same size but Bahar used to hog all the debris from asteroid collisions to grow bigger lol

The one on the bottom there is what Teion looked like back then, i updated the design cus i didnt like it ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

The two on the left are Albri's moons

the way i was scared to talk to u at first cus i thought u were too cool for me to talk to and now i still think ur cool asf but i can tell u all about how cool u are :3

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! ❤️❤️❤️

You are so cool, so much cooler than me actually, and don’t you ever forget that!

Also I’m more than okay with talking to people!!! Love doing that ^^ so don’t be scared ahahahah

I mean I might look intimidating, but I promise I don’t bite

Alright, time for my opinion on Solarballs ships

I’d like to start by saying that no matter what fandom I join I tend to only support the official or canon ships. The reasons for that are:

1. I’m not a fan of romantic stuff as a whole, even makes me terribly uncomfortable sometimes

2. I just can’t imagine relationships in my head, so I need something to guide me like a text or better some type of imagery which is usually non-existent or poorly executed when unofficial. So the canon ships are easier for me to understand by default

3. I’m too into friendship or family dynamics, when I see characters who aren’t a couple I already imagine them in those types of settings, so the ships with them don’t make sense to me anymore

But even with all that I can say that I’m not really against most of the ships. Some of them even seem cute and a few of them I even ship myself, tho it’s rare

So today in this post I wanna state my unwanted opinion about the most popular ships in the Solarballs fandom.

Let’s start with the +- canon ones

1. Astrodude x his wife

Literally one the cutest married couples on media that I’ve ever seen. They just support each other all the time no matter what, and you can see how they care about each other. And even when so far away they still keep in touch and love each other

2. Ganymede x Europa

No matter how badly they behave in the story and how awful some of their decisions were, they still seem like they’re made for each other. They seem more like a “long-term relationship” couple to me and I like it a lot, the way they’re not as lovey-dovey and actually accept each other the way they are is very refreshing tbh. I like how Europa doesn’t try to make Ganymede change his beliefs just for the sake of her own and vice-versa, just reminding him sometimes that they’re together ahahah

3. Pluto x Charon

Alright, this one is my favourite in the whole show. They are VERY cute and I like how Charon tries to cheer up Pluto and support him when he feels awful. And even when they don’t understand each other, they stay nice and open minded usually (except when Pluto is ranting about himself and planets). They’re like a couple that grew together and it’s awesome

4. Titan x Titania

I don’t know how I feel about this. They just seem quite too different. And too awkward. Titania probably liked how confident Titan seemed and now has a crush on him in the show, but Titan just doesn’t strike me as a person ready to be in a relationship. He’s too invested in the whole system’s politics rn. I can picture him awkwardly frendzoning anyone who’s gonna confess to him. Maybe in the future this might work in a way like: “we accomplished everything we fought for and now can be together”. Also I think Titan would be too demanding for Titania to feel comfortable, she needs someone more gentle

Now moving on to most popular unofficial ships

Here besides my opinion on the ship I’ll also tell how I personally see interactions between these characters

5. Jupiter x Saturn

This actually seems very nice and cute in a way. Like a married couple maybe? At least when they bicker in the show they kinda give off that vibe. They could work as a couple. Saturn is very sensitive and protective and Jupiter needs support and seems like a patient guy, so they match well!

Personally I picture them more like old friends that rarely gather together anymore but are still close and supportive

6. Callisto x Triton

Maybe that could work? Both of them seem like adults with strong opinions on life and stuff. They might have something in common, but they are too different in my opinion still. Triton strives for freedom and lack of responsibility, while Callisto wants someone to lead her so she won’t have to be responsible. And even if some might say that Callisto changed in the show, I really don’t think so. Also I don’t think they’ll do great with long-distance relationships. For both of them it will be too much unnecessary work to maintain such relationships

I think that Triton sees Callisto as his first friend and that’s why he cares so much. It just doesn’t seem like he knows what to do and how to act. Callisto could also think of Triton as a friend, although maybe just a good acquaintance for now

7. Mars x Earth

It could work? I mean they are best friends and Mars clearly cares about Earth a lot, so he tries to not be too judgemental or put too much pressure on him. Earth also cares about Mars. I’ll just remind you how he made the whole tournament just so Mars will get back to him. So yeah, this seems like a bromance ship in a way, which means it works fine. Friends to lovers shift could happen in this case, although I don’t think they’ll be all lovey-dovey like many people portray them

I see them as best friends just as in the show

8. Earth x Venus

This doesn’t work imo. Venus is too aggressive and communicates poorly. By that I mean that Venus in the show doesn’t seem like a person with a lot of social skills or even experience. The fact that he didn’t know how to play asteroid dodgeball until the tournament tells us about how he didn’t communicate with Earth and Mars a lot. He doesn’t seem like the guy to understand romantic love. Earth on the other hand doesn’t care about Venus much and is too dominant. Even if he confessed to Venus and Venus agrees (not exactly knowing if he actually liked Earth), they would get irritated with each other as they’re both too stubborn and closed off.

I see them as acquaintances at the moment with a lot of actual friendship potential

9. Uranus x Earth

Just no. Even if you’re going to reason that by telling how it’s “canon in mythology”, it doesn’t have anything to do with the actual show. Even if they seem cute enough together, like a shy x confident dynamic and even knowing how similar their current problems are (too afraid to say something wrong/be themselves), it’s just too out of their comfort zones. Uranus is an introvert, maybe even with a sprinkle of sociophobia and he’ll feel very awkward in any relationship. He’ll say some stuff he doesn’t mean and will feel terrible about himself afterwards. Earth in those situations would probably want to push it and sometimes could embarrass Uranus even more. Also I’ll remind you that Earth and Uranus barely know each other. Long distance relationships also would be hard as Earth can’t leave the Goldilocks zone and Uranus probably wouldn’t want to go through 3 other planets’ orbits just to visit Earth.

I don’t see them interacting much.

10. Luna x Titan

This could work. Seems like a pretty serious ship with them both being very thoughtful and pragmatic. Maybe sometimes flirty, but not much. They share some of their opinions. Luna is also very, VERY patient and supportive and Titan needs that as he tries to reach his goals. However, I think right now they have other stuff to worry about. But in the future? I think it will work nicely.

I personally see them as friends

11. Mercury x Sun

Too toxic. It has the vibes of Boss x helpless employee which I’m very uncomfortable with. I don’t think that Sun could seriously love one of his planets romantically and Mercury wouldn’t want to date someone who literally hurts him all the time and demands constant attention. Just no. I don’t understand nor do I want to understand this one.

I see them only as friends. Maybe a bit one-sided with Mercury questioning this friendship

Alright, I think I covered the majority of the popular ships.

Again I’d like you to know that I don’t hold anything against you if you ship anything listed above, cause it wholly depends on people’s tastes.

If you want me to answer any of your questions there’s a button for them in my profile. See ya!