Paul : chuuya is not human, just like me.
Dazai : nah uh
Paul : tf- you mean 'nah uh'
Dazai : nah uhhh!
Regulus and Sirius bickering: Sirius: No, I'm correct! Shut the fuck up you cunt. Regulus: No you shut up you bitch. Sirius: BUT THAT'S NOT HOW YOU OPEN THE SALSA JAR- Regulus: How would a LITERAL BITCH know? Sirius: Sirius: I never should've told you about my animagus
Dazai in official art with Mori vs Dazai in official art with Chuuya
Autistic Regulus Black who only wears certain clothes/textures, he has about 5 outfits that he cycles through, and in anything else he can quickly feel trapped
So, imagine Jamesโ surprise when he finds Regulus curled up in one of his hoodies, looking perfectly comfortable
James: Reg, darling, love of my life, Iโm begging you, please go see Madame Pomfrey. Pretty please? For me?
Regulus: Iโm sorry, is this our stab wound??
I was rereading poa and got carried away
does it weigh on you?
wish I could be happy all the time and not just when I'm with my gf or something is genuinely funny
Sirius: JAMES! Why do you have a Slytherin Tie- James: Pads!! I can explain, Reg-shit *starts running* Sirius, shocked: OH NO YOU DON'T. YOU'RE FUCKING MY BROTHER?! *James crashes into Regulus* James: Hide me. Regulus, muttering a charm: You owe me. Sirius: Where's James. Regulus: He just passed by. Sirius: Thanks. *About to leave* Wait-you're fucking my- Regulus, rolling his eyes: I don't have time for this. *Walks away* James: That was close- *Regulus kisses him* James: What was that for? Regulus: For being an idiot.