Oh To Get Wine Drunk With Your Childhood Best Friend

Sirius: Ugh, James isn't picking up my call!! Remus: I'll try calling him. *Rings the phone* Remus: He didn't pick up!! Peter: I'll try- Regulus, not looking up: I'll call him. Sirius, snorting: Why would he pick up your call if he isn't picking up mine? Regulus, calling James on speaker: *rolls his eyes* *James picks up* James, on the other side: Yes, love? Sirius, shocked: James?! You didn’t even pick up my call but you picked his?! And why the fuck are you calling him love?!! Marlene: What the fuck? James: Uhh—I-I’ll call you back. Sirius snatching the phone: Don't you hang up on me James Fleamo- James, panicked: Bye Reg!! Regulus, smiling: Bye, sunshine. The rest of them:  Regulus: What? 

TW VENT

So basically, I'm js gonna start from the beginning. this Wednesday that js went I came home from school put the kettle on to make tea blah blah blah, but then I look round and fucking see MY SCISSORS AND PLASTER BOX. so then I'm panicking, feeling violently sick and i go up stairs, cry little, wash my face. my mum tells me to do my hw and just sits in front of me the whole time and then I go to put everything away and leave but she fucking tells me to stay and talks to me abt how my sister burst into tears the other day in class because I told her my intrusive thought abt cutting my neck (I'm an idiot ik) but I even told her it was an INTRUSIVE THOUGHT. so yeah. and then she was asking if I want to die, I lied obviously. then she started guilt tripping me, so basically my friend had cancer (she's not anymore) and my mum asked me if my friend knew, I said yes and she was like, "imagine how she feels, she's been fighting for her life, and you've been damaging yours!". I mean, fair enough, but GOD. yeah. I'm gonna kms, oh wait no I can't. they've taken everything from me and apparently have been looking in my "secret" place for *months* now.

hahahaha, I'm doing great 👍

Ok

black brother's variants

plusss

jegulus

OKAY. where do ppl in England who are younger than 16 get blades from?

James:"do you like my outfit?"

Regulus:"not as much as I like what's underneath it"

James:

James:

Regulus:"I need your chair. Get up"

crab - alex g

moving house soon, I'll finally have my own room and I can cut as much as I like at night, what are my parents gonna do? watch me sleep? nu-uh.

remus: have you ever done cocaine?

james: no, but i made regulus laugh once.

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