It Gets Better

oh yeah also to my @na moots is it a fast if i drink monster during it or is that smth else? idk bc i havent eaten since my mini breakfast at 7 am (its 4:30 rn) and i wanna know if i should count my monster

here's the thing, I fully believe that Alastor is aroace, but I also believe that he would commit to dating someone if he thought that doing so would be really entertaining. like absolutely Al hates Vox, but if he discovered that calling Vox "babe" made him consistently short-circuit and fry any other nearby VoxTek, I think he would seriously consider starting to call Vox "babe" just to get to see him bluescreen and wreck his own tech

happy birthday Alex Turner

My favorite singer from Sheffield and my favorite song

I hate myself so much. I hate my legs.

I hate my arms

I hate my lips

i hate my hips.

I hate my face.

I hate my smile.

I hate my arms.

I hate my chubby hands.

I hate my teeth.

I hate my eyes.

I hate my stomach.

I hate my thighs

I hate my life.

I hate how I talk.

I hate the way I chew things.

I hate the way I walk

I hate the way I talk.

I hate EVERYTHING about myself.

How Other Cosmere Characters Would Convince The Stick to Become Fire

Shallan once famously failed to convince the Stick to become fire. But how might other characters approach this stick-y problem?

Moash: There is nothing for you as a stick. Fade away. Become ash.

Hoid: Do you like stories, Stick? How about the one about Firestick, the Stick Who Became Fire…

Rlain: To understand fire, you must become fire. It’s about bridging minds.

Renarin: I see no future in which you become fire…But the future can be changed!

Steris: I have prepared 957 reasons why being fire would be advantageous for you. Reason 1, Part A…

Lopen: Women LOVE a stick who can become fire, gon!

Dalinar: You WILL become fire.

Dalinar: …Huh. That usually works.

Lift: You know what’s delicious? Toasted marshmallows!

Navani: (Gets out a big magnifying glass)

Jasnah: (Turns a rock into fire instead)

Jasnah: I like to challenge myself.

Mraize: You have to ask yourself, Little Stick: are you hunter, or are you the prey?

Kelsier: I like your style, Stick! You want to join my crew? Your job is being fire!

Odium: First, I must take away everyone this Stick loves!

Nale: I have convinced the ruler to draft a new law. You must become fire.

Sebarial: (Getting a massage) Eh. I hired someone else to do it.

Kaladin: No. This is…wrong.

Kaladin: This Stick wants to be a Stick. And I will protect it!

Kaladin: It will not cease to be a stick on my watch!

Stick: (immediately becomes fire)

Kaladin: NOOOOOOOOOO

dude i have such dry skin that i almost skinned my legs while laying in bed just bc i itched them so much 😶

like my thighs have felt stings worse than this but DAMN unintentionally hurting myself hurts way more than on purpose bc owieeee

i have two icepacks between my legs but it burns so bad like actually what???

My fav part in Stayed Gone is when Al is bullying him, Vox tries to physically block Al's radio

And then the next scene it shows that Vox didn't block shit and just recreated Alastor's radio on his TVs to rp himself doing literally anything to effect the situation meanwhile in reality nothing has actually changed

Which is??? Honestly???? So embarrassing for him. Why do you have Al's radio room saved like a fucking screensaver you absolute gay loser

HOPE THEY NEVER FIND U COMRADE; MAY THEY NEVER FIND U; THEY WILL NEVER FIND U like to charge, reblog to cast

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