For Anyone Who Needs It 👆👆👆

me when maiko:

like look at them :(

some of u need to calm down w ur usernames … wdym daddysbigcock liked my post 😭

had like 1500 cals today so ig its a metab day????

side note SILCO GYAT DAYUM

LEAVE SOME FINENESS FOR THE REST OF US

look at every one of their twitters or Xs or whatever but they are so funny

Alastor's VA doing more for Aces in this fandom than anyone else rn

Avatar Generations - Dragon Dancer Zuko

HELP 💀💀💀

Since its valentines day, me and a few of my friends went around dropping weird love notes with my number on them and this kid picks one up and starts reading it💀💀💀

bro it said „everytime i see you, the lust and desire that goes through me is indescribable. The wanting, the desire, the need for your touch…“ need i go on? Hes with his fucking friends and they start reading it out loud…

STOP

SIR

did I mention that i know him???? And that he’s a soggy rat????

help

How Other Cosmere Characters Would Convince The Stick to Become Fire

Shallan once famously failed to convince the Stick to become fire. But how might other characters approach this stick-y problem?

Moash: There is nothing for you as a stick. Fade away. Become ash.

Hoid: Do you like stories, Stick? How about the one about Firestick, the Stick Who Became Fire…

Rlain: To understand fire, you must become fire. It’s about bridging minds.

Renarin: I see no future in which you become fire…But the future can be changed!

Steris: I have prepared 957 reasons why being fire would be advantageous for you. Reason 1, Part A…

Lopen: Women LOVE a stick who can become fire, gon!

Dalinar: You WILL become fire.

Dalinar: …Huh. That usually works.

Lift: You know what’s delicious? Toasted marshmallows!

Navani: (Gets out a big magnifying glass)

Jasnah: (Turns a rock into fire instead)

Jasnah: I like to challenge myself.

Mraize: You have to ask yourself, Little Stick: are you hunter, or are you the prey?

Kelsier: I like your style, Stick! You want to join my crew? Your job is being fire!

Odium: First, I must take away everyone this Stick loves!

Nale: I have convinced the ruler to draft a new law. You must become fire.

Sebarial: (Getting a massage) Eh. I hired someone else to do it.

Kaladin: No. This is…wrong.

Kaladin: This Stick wants to be a Stick. And I will protect it!

Kaladin: It will not cease to be a stick on my watch!

Stick: (immediately becomes fire)

Kaladin: NOOOOOOOOOO

I have once again saved the best for last :)

(@alphabetcrashcourse)

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Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.