Why Are Bald People Always Catching Strays In These Tumblr Polls

My name was ‘Dave’ on instagram awhile back - for trolling purposes - and I had ten requests for messages and group chats about joining cults/white supremacy groups.

Don’t get me wrong, I signed up to all of them, but why ‘Dave’. What about that name inspires the thought, ‘yeah, Dave says slurs’.

Egg yolks and honey (eyah!)

Get out

ok last one till it’s finished

See my vision

psa

No cool ideas today so take some sub-par art of my favorite through the years ig-

Ignore my friend, Lily. She wanted to be included in the art so I sketched her on @lilymireles7

there’s no way to describe the feeling of blasting Florence + The Machine at 2am for a solo dance party

Good news for American minorities: shooter was white

Sometimes I don’t even realise something is an expression because it’s so overused that it just sounds like what you’d learn from the basics of English. Like, “here’s pronouns, verbs, also look *insert common expression”.

I was talking to my cousin and I said something like “he was tryna not make it obvi and she didn’t automatically pick up what he was putting down.” And she said “wait, pick up what” and I, “what he was putting down”. A beat. “What was he putting down” and it took me forever to explain it was an expression because I’ve never registered it as one.

they finally bred a kind of dog with an organ for processing food into gunpowder, which will hopefully make shooting things much cheaper going forward

You guys post questions on here that could easily be answered with a simple google search. Tumblr is not your google, people here will enable what you think is the correct answer and act like it’s a revelation because it’s unconventional.