And Here I Thought You Were Serious About Taking Custody Of Me

a du mortain and the violent fearful nature of longing

the wayhaven chronicles by misha jenkins /rainer maria rilke / margaret atwood / yves olade / the wayhaven chronicles / trista mateer / jamaal may / the wayhaven chronicles / kvetchkween on twitter / tumblr, author unknown

just reread whump au for the nth time now, and it suddenly occurred to me what in god's name would've happened if dipper just straight up kicked the bucket right after saying, "i love you."

i can't imagine bill's reaction would've been a good one. i'm getting chills just trying to picture it, honestly.

in fact, just the image of dipper dying in general, and seeing the aftermath of that from bill's pov, has my whole body breaking out into goosebumps.

awesome.

also, let's just assume that bill hasn't yet figured out the whole reincarnation thing in this scenario aha

(i just really like angst okay? lmao)

Oh man, Bill? Oh Bill. Bill.

He would be very, very upset.

Also this is a good opportunity for the ol' classic:

Making a book-faithful Moby Dick adaptation which doesn’t cut out the Whale Facts so you have about two minutes of high adventure on the seas and then a smash cut to Ishmael in some inn or pub back on the mainland explaining 19th century whale property law or whale skulls to whoever is closest for three times the length of the action sequences, the adaptation will be nine hours long I can see no reason why studios aren’t funding my vision

Tswwwit’s Masterlist 2.0

Hey, everyone! I decided to put together my own list of @tswwwit‘s stories! 

This contains most, if not all, of the stories they’ve posted to their blog! Including things that weren’t previously on their masterlist. I’ve recently updated it to be even more organized!

It’s very long, so the list is under the cut!

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Bruce Wayne wakes up in the past, five months after Jason Todd died, and spends most days sat beside the grave because he never found out exactly when Jason had come back and he wanted to be there to save him when he did.

From an outside perspective, everyone is extremely concerned.

Some of my favorite photos from the Spy x Family Official Fanbook: Eyes Only

i wonder how much healing that one xkcd comic did to the internet with saying “you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000″ when encountering a person who hasn’t been exposed to a popular or well known thing

Family isn't always a mom, a dad, and a child

Sometimes it a murder mom who always has full mother's adrenaline, a spy dad who isn't as observant as he thinks, and a telepathic 4 year old who lied about her age and is literally the only one who knows what the fuck it going on.

stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever

This is the most excited and happy I have ever been while recording a Gravity Falls video!!

Everything you need to know about #TheBookofBill in 10 minutes!!