Feed-the-trash - Count Crackular

I am God’s original character and I pray each night to make it canon that fine shyt is my love interest. #no doomed romance pls #laughing tracks every time I make a joke and it flops #u can’t say this post doesn’t have tags #just look at all this

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

Real ones know how it feels to lose good post before u could reblog it

actual intense analysis of the situation aside, I love that Steven has only ever professed to truly hate two people in the entire universe. One of them is the dictatorial leader of a society of colonizers who is quite literally the root of all of steven and his gem family's problems and also personally traumatized him by physically ripping a vital organ out of his body. The other is a teenager who harassed him and his friend at a party.

Guess which one he still talks to.

My fav thing to do when thinking abt plot points for a story is trying to figure out the most emotionally damaging thing that’ll either make or break my characters from then on

some interesting stuff I found on the blog of Oriental DreamWorks (an animation company that DreamWorks once held shares in)

Oriental DreamWorks once released the constellation information of the characters during the promotion period of httyd2🤩

Hiccup-Aries (Hiccup’s birthday in the book is February 29th, aka Pisces. I personally think that Oriental Dreamworks made a tiny mistake, has reversed the astrological signs of Hiccup and Astrid)

Astrid-Pisces

Toothless-Scorpio

Stormfly-Libra

Fishlegs-Cancer

Ruff and Tuff-Gemini

Snotlout-Sagittarius

Stoick-Taurus

Valka-Capricornus

Gobber-Gemini

Note: this information is for entertainment purposes only, DreamWorks has not confirmed the zodiac signs of the characters officially

Tired: Loid would give damian the typical shovel talk when he and anya get together🙄

Wired: Loid would take one look at this kid, realise that his daughter has grown close to powerful collateral sure to attract TONS of enemy spies and assassins, subsequently putting Anya in danger

So what does he do? he offers Damian refuge by saying he's always welcome in the Forger household as an escape from his family's problems and power struggles between siblings.

ULTRA-wired: He and Yor take care of Damian and keep him safe whenever he's over, making Anya happy and letting Damian feel familial warmth for the first time in his life. His presence becomes so frequent that it isn't long before he's become part of the found family, and Loid would STILL be going on about how this is "aLL fOr tHe mIsSion, it's just to maintain peace i sWEAR-"

Also, he calls Loid 'pops' :')