*uses Lol And Lmfao To Make Embarrassing And Sad Truths About Myself Seem Like A Joke*

You're a great cook

I can’t even boil water

Why does no one talk about the fact that there is litERALLY AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA UNDER THE STAGE OF EVERY BROADWAY MUSICAL WITH TRAINED MUSICIANS THAT LEARNED EVERY SINGLE SONG AND PLAY THEM EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

No way I could make something this lovely. I actually stumbled upon it on etsy and had to buy it.

My Wendla dress is absolutely adorable. If you don’t think I’m going to get a nightgown for Whispering/Those You’ve Known too, you’re wrong.

Support bi kids in same gender relationships. Support bi kids in other gender relationships. Support bi kids who are out. Support bi kids who are in the closet. Support bi kids who have a stronger preference for one gender.

Support bi kids.

“But when I fantasize at night it’s Thomas Sanders’ eyes”

SHE CHEATED!

“what about an all-female production of—” yes

idea for the tonys: Spring Awakening gets the recognition it deserves

Veronica: No you can't do that! You promised you wouldn't kill any one!

JD: ♪How bout I do anyway?♪

how to make spongebob on Broadway great

Spongebob is a witty and strong character who becomes a popular girl overnight

Patrick is the leader of the popular girl group who doesn’t care who she steps on so long as she’s at the top

Sandy is Spongebob’s boyfriend with potentially sociopathic/messianic tendencies and too much time on his hands

It’s Heathers

Put Heathers on Broadway