To The Parents Who Are Boycotting Finding Dory Over A FOUR-SECOND Lesbian Couple:

Draco Malfoy in the books

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse

You wouldn’t know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades

You wouldn’t know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything. 

You wouldn’t know Draco got deeply offended when people didn’t laugh at his jokes

You wouldn’t know Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because he’s such a weenie) 

You wouldn’t know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year

You wouldn’t know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry  and Draco just fucking tackle each other and start whooping each others asses and it’s amazing.)

You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. He’s a walking gold mine and It’s upsetting the movies didn’t devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job) 

You wouldn’t know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either

You wouldn’t know Draco didn’t actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didn’t sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit you’ve ever heard of. 

Me because its september

Me: wants to watch other shows and movies

Also me: watches DWSA for the third time this week

Austin Austin Austin

*talking abt melchior*

Wendla: So wonderful...

Martha: But, not SO wonderful...

Wendla:......

Martha: Like really. He's a dick, and u could do so much better

stop being rude to immigrants please and thank you

pokemon trainer moritz!!! please dont hurt him or his pokemon

his team: angel (froslass), scrappy (scrafty), sleepy hollow (pumpkaboo), melchi (vivillion), multum ille (mimikyuu), agatha (phanthump)

this is my religion

tag urself I’m boyfriend son