Guys, Guys, Let’s Get Back Into Animorphs!!!

hi i’m curious about something so please reply or reblog and tell me which number best applies to you

1 - i exclusively use tumblr on mobile

2 - i mostly use tumblr on mobile, but sometimes desktop

3 - i use tumblr equally on both mobile and desktop

4 - i mostly use tumblr on desktop, but sometimes mobile

5 - i exclusively use tumblr on desktop

the mood rn

(poll)

Humans never have changed, and never will.

just because you can afford to commission a scribe to chisel out cuneiform hatemail does not make your contemptible attempts to defame me any less disgraceful, the quality of my copper is HIGH my ingots are PRISTINE

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

Pink Elephant meme

I'm relieved to finish it, I've put it off for so long

It's also been a while without animation so I feel like the way they move is a bit weird 😳💦

for the alt fashion. jon in option 2 c4/4c?

oh to look as gnc as him

[image id: digital art of jon sims from tma. he is a brown man with long dark hair with some white streaks and various scars across his body. he is wearing a red bardot sleeve dress, facing down and smiling with his right hand holding his left arm. end id.]

Sometimes I forget that I really am pretty weird and my experiences are fairly far afield from “normal.”

This girl who I vaguely knew from the coffee shop showed up one day and said she thought her mom had died that morning and I figured she was probably overreacting so I said I’d go check with her and it turns out her mom HAD died but we honestly weren’t sure when it had happened so I lifted her off the bed and attempted CPR and then ended up having to talk to cops and this poor girl’s family for HOURS as she called her dad and brothers and the cops wanted to know if the mom was on any medications or if she had been depressed and I was like “I have no idea, I had literally never met the lady and I don’t even know the family’s last name, the first ever full conversation I had with the daughter was this morning.” And apparently THAT was super suspicious or something.

So anyway that was a rough day and the next day I go into the coffee shop and the manager (who is basically never in) comes over and says “Debbie says you had a rough day yesterday.” And I was like “uh, yeah. It was pretty weird.” And then he was like “Debbie says that you handled it really well. And that you filled out an application to work here a couple weeks ago.” And I was like “I guess?” And he was like “Okay you can do a training shift today and you’re on your own tomorrow. We don’t normally hire people under 21 and we don’t normally hire regulars so don’t fuck up.” (I was 18)

So I started working at the cash-only coffee shop that was patronized exclusively by the weirdest people in town (who had all slept with each other, had no money, and had the most drama of any group I’ve ever been part of) and was used to launder money made by the owner’s cocaine sales for the local gang.

The first shift I worked alone was the next night and when I called the manager and told him one of the regulars had been chasing people out of the parking lot to sell meth the manager told me to ban him so I was like “Hey dude, manager says you’re banned” and he was like “You’re a fucking cunt and I’m going to wait until you’re alone and I’m gonna fucking kill you” and then he drove around the block about twenty times and screamed “cunt” out the window every time he passed by where I was cleaning the patio.

One of the regulars, who was a nearly-seven-foot-tall hacker and gunsmith who worked graveyard in Hollywood, waited around for me to finish closing and then offered to drive me home because otherwise I’d have to walk three miles alone and there was that whole “circling meth dealer” thing going on. I decided to take a chance on getting a ride from tall, dark, and scary and that paid off pretty well because it’s been fifteen years and I’ve been married to that tall weirdo since 2011.

And that’s how I got my first non-porn job.

A holiday gift for an awesome author!

This drawing was made for @nascent-chaos, for their fic “Our Place Among the Stars”. I intended to post this yesterday, then got distracted, whoops! A day late is fine, probably.

In any case, this is mostly a quick drawing I whipped up from the description of MC’s soul in chapter 27. It isn’t the best, mostly because I had no clue how to do glowy effects and stuff, so I improvised XD. (if you look really closely you can see the flecks of integrity and kindness, they are just super small.)

I hope you like it, and are having or had a good holiday season!