This Is My Very First Tumblr Post, Gotta Make It Good.

mutuals do this

(also, 2 more things: 1: if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roommates. 2: for characters that can only live in certain conditions, those conditions will be ignored, and they’ll still be able to live.)

(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts and thought I would make one.)

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

Yeah, that’s exactly it, and I freaking love it too! Dave and Karkat make for such a cute couple, whether its <3 or <>! Rose <3 Kanaya is also good! Honestly, the meteor couples in general were good. Except Gamzee <3< Terezi. That was an abusive trainwreck. 

dave strider overcame his internalized homophobia so he could date this:

I get, “you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain” vibes from this one XD

Big shot Spamton EX sprite. Just a lad. 

Oh yeah, I get this feeling. 

Me: I wish there was more fics or fanart for this rarepair! I also wish someone could make some more content for this tag!

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Me: I mean, I could do that myself. Or I could continue lamenting my lack of content and never do the thing. 

Me: Yeah, second option it is!

Also terrible is this feeling.

Me: Oh man, I started this thing as a hobby and and now I am just over halfway done!

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Me: Welp, time to abandon this for the next year or more until the guilt kicks in!

Me: Wait, you mean there are people out there who don’t abandon projects they genuinely enjoyed for no apparent reason? Unrealistic. Blocked. Get 20+ hobbies you give up on in 

Me: Wow... I kinda like this fic. I hope the author comes back and updates it someday.

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Wait. I'm the author.

FML.

tma art dump from 2020 my little gay people. 

“average horror podcast has three swears per episode” factoid is actually a statistical error. average horror podcast has zero swears per episode. malevolentgeorg, who lives in the dreamlands and has over 10,000 swears per episode is an outlier and should not have been counted.

John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more.