THIS ARE THE FUCKING BESTIES! THE BESTIES WE DESERVE!
Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao
- Brandon and Riven after a mision in a reunion with Saladin and Codatorta-
Brandon: I told you it was Riven who was smoking, But it was me who was smoking.I’m sorry.
Saladin: That was you?
Riven: And Codatorta you know that mail men you got fired, didn’t steal you’re playboys. Brandon did!
Brandon: Riven hasn’t captured anything in a year!
Riven: Well hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing,Brandon did!
Brandon: Riven and Musa got married at the Vegas. And got divorce again!
Riven: Brandon and Stella are living together!
Bloom: Timmy get me closer!
*While in the fight*
Roxy*fangirl*:Super hero landing! She is gonna do a super hero landing. Wait for it.
* Bloom lands in a cool way*
Roxy: Super hero landing!
Stella: Yeah that's really hard on the knees, so don't do that Rox.
Ikaris: Sersi! Sersi! Do you wanna see something beautiful?
Sersi*a bit of jelaousy*:Yeah, sure. But you know whatever... I'm your wife but sure, sure, sure, cool.
*Ikaris holds the mirror too Sersi face*
Sersi:...
Ikaris: Isn't she pretty?
Sersi: I...I...
Gilgamesh: Are you mad?
Thena:No.
Gilgamesh: So sharpening your knives at 3 am is just a hobby?
Phastos: You're alive.
Ikaris: There's no need to sound so dissapointed.
Kingo*signing*: On count of three tell me what your favorite cake? One, two three!
Druig and Makkari *signing in the same time*: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Sersi: Our turn, love! One two three! Vanilla!
Ikaris*signing confused*:What's even cake?
Flora: And what we do when we feel sad?
Stella: We pet a dog.
Flora:We pet a dog.
Situation 1:* Musa and Brandon watching everyone being productive*
Musa: What are we doing?
Brandon: Wasting our lifes.
Musa: I meant for lunch.
Situation 2: * Brandon after eating a three floors sandwich*
Brandon: But it hurts my Brandon apple.
Musa: For the last time, It’s not named after each individual man.
Situation 3: * After their couples get in a argument again*
Brandon: Musa, relax. Go get beer.
Musa: But I don’t want beer.
Brandon: Who said it was for you?
Situation 4: * Brandon walking in the girls dorm room with the saddest face ever*
Musa: What wrong buddie?
Brandon: Someone eat my sandwich...
Musa: Omg, what did the police said?
Situation 5:* Musa trying to comfort someone*
Musa: At least, you don’t cry at Titanic, like this one.
Brandon: Hey! Those only had each other
Situation 6: * Musa walking with an angry face in the solaria palace*
Musa: I went to a tanning place like your wife suggested.
Brandon: Was that place the sun?
Musa: Brandon where ar the jellow shots?
Brandon: I don't know Riven is supposed to pass them around.
*Riven giving jellow to a painting of Helia*
Helia: Riven!
Riven *drunk as fuck*: Hello dollo!
Flora:Well someone is feeling better.
Musa: Uhm stuck out you're tongue!
Riven*showing his tongue*: Take off your shirt.
Stella: Oh my..
Brandon: Oh my god how many did you have these are pure vodka?
Riven:Yeah, jellow like Eduard used to make.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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