Kingo: I have no fears, I fought deviant during millon years, I'm the coolest eternal.
Druig:Karun are you recording this?
Karun: Yes, sir.
Druig: Ok, do you realize that Sprite will be taller than you in a few years, right? You're not that tall.
Kingo: Yeah...Maybe I do have one fear.
*When Flora was pregnant*
*Flora rushing to the bathroom*
*knows the door*
Brandon: Yeah? Come in?
Flora: Don't worry it's me, Flora. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what.. what.. what... What smells so good?
*Brandon puts his hair on Flora face*
Brandon: Is it the champu? Is guava.
*Flora smells it*
Flora: NO.
Brandon: Oh, wait, wait.
*Comes back with the sandwich*
Brandon: Is it my bologna sandwich?
Flora*smells*: Fuck...
Flora*emotional*: Yes, yes, yes. I can't believe it, the baby want's me to eat meat. I can't eat meat!
Brandon: Wait, wait. Maybe is the pickle.
Flora *about to throw up*: NO!
FACTS.
Now that it's been confirmed that Fate is adding Flora to the main mix and casted a darker skinned Latina to play her, remember that this is just a marketing ploy. They don't care about Latine people. Terra was originally called Flora and they changed her name due to backlash.
Do not let them erase what happened. They whitewashed Flora and Musa. They are still actively racist in multiple other regards. Adding Flora in now does not erase their previous actions nor should people suddenly want to support them. They aren't being inclusive, they're being racists, and adding Flora doesn't change that.
Ajax* calling to check out on them*: So how it been, is Thena distracted enough?
Gligamesh: Oh, yeah...
Ajax:What are you not telling me Gligamesh?
Gligamesh:Well, uhm... we need to change of location, she tried to set on fire the white house because of Trump, but in total accident i swear.
Ajax: Oh....
Druig*signing*: Oh, my god aren't we down the mistletoe.
Makkari*signing while looking up*:Druig, that's is not a mistletoe.
*later that night*
Druig*thinking*:Oh, my god! He was flirting with me!
Ikaris:Any questions?
Druig: Yeah, I have one.
Ikaris: What Druig?
Druig: How dare you?!
- In an interview with the couples.- PART 1.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Flora: Global warming.. most definitely.
Helia: Yeah... That and writing a poem and not getting finished because I lost inspiration. It’s bone-chilling...
Flora: Yeah... He’s going to therapy for that. Is hard.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Stella: Having an event and not having the perfect outfit.
Brandon: That I’m too much of a perfectionist.
Stella: Honey, this is isn’t an interview for an event.
Brandon: Oh man.. Events, they scare the shit out of me.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Musa: Not hearing anything, I would hate that. What about you baby?
Riven: Nothing.
Musa: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?
Riven: Yeah I Don’t like them. They’re shifty.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Sky: Losing Bloom.
Bloom: Aww... Hotel bedspreads.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Timmy: Never getting my driver’s license.. or getting one and the picture sucks.
Tecna: You’re turning into Stella.
Timmy: What? I have a really good left side you know, what if they Don’t get my good side? That's terrifying.
Tecna: For me, it would be getting a B. Or be surrounded by stupidity But that fear I fight it every day.
Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?
Nabu: Dying alone.
Layla: That's was dark, baby.
Nabu: Sorry, say yours.
Layla: Uhmm... clowns with blood.
Nabu: That's creepy...
*How it went with Layla and Nabu*
DAY 1:
Nabu: Hey girl, you like me a little bit?
Layla: No I don't even like a little bit.
SECOND WEEK:
Nabu: Hey, I heard you like me a little bit?
Layla: Huh. Not even a little bit.
MONTH:
Nabu: Wait don't you like me a little bit?
Layla: Ew, no. I don't even like you a little bit.
SECOND MONTH.
Nabu: I know you like me a little bit.
Layla: Uhm.. maybe just a little bit.
Bloom: I have a solution.
Tecna: Thanks god.
Bloom: It involves fire.
Tecna: Absolutely not.
Musa: Brandon where ar the jellow shots?
Brandon: I don't know Riven is supposed to pass them around.
*Riven giving jellow to a painting of Helia*
Helia: Riven!
Riven *drunk as fuck*: Hello dollo!
Flora:Well someone is feeling better.
Musa: Uhm stuck out you're tongue!
Riven*showing his tongue*: Take off your shirt.
Stella: Oh my..
Brandon: Oh my god how many did you have these are pure vodka?
Riven:Yeah, jellow like Eduard used to make.
Kingo *about to tear up*: I saw you and Sersi yesterday, holding hands.
Ikaris*nervous*: It's not what it looks like!
Kingo: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER! HOW COULD YOU!
Ikaris: BECAUSE WE'RE FREAKING MARRIED!
Kingo*about to tear up*: No best-friend-fwelings?
Ikaris: No, just love love. Like I'm married to her type of love.
Kingo: Ok... So I'm still your best friend?
Ikaris: Always :)
*they hug*
Sersi: Sometimes this is too much.
Ajax:Come'on my child I'll make you some tea.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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