Nabu: How Many More Rock Bottoms Are You Gonna Have To Hit, Before You Start Taking Care Of Yourself?

Nabu: How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit, before you start taking care of yourself?

Riven: I'm thinking of a number between eleven and twenty-five.

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3 years ago

Ikaris: You are mocking me, aren`t you?

Druig:Oh, no...No no. Hey Ikaris look the SUN!

*druig cries of laughter*

Ikaris: I hate you.


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3 years ago

Riven: I Guess you could say He’s... the golden snitch.

Musa: Wait was that a Harry Potter reference?

Riven: Most definitely I started reading them ‘cause you love them so much.

Musa*excited*: And?

Riven: You were right they’re incredible. Remember when I called in sick the other day?

Musa: Yeah.

Riven: I was at home reading the Order Of Phoenix.

Musa*about to cry*: Oh, this makes me so happy!

Musa: How sad is it when Cedric dies?

Riven: I was crushed. Literally crying on the toilet.

Musa*in love*: Oh


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4 years ago

MORE RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS:PART 2. WHEN THEY HAVE KIDS. -GOOD NIGHT EDITON-

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Flora: Good night, sleep well angels.

Helia: Have good dreams.

The kids: Good night! *going to sleep*

*they leave the room*

Flora: That was easy.

Helia: We have such easy kids.

Flora:Yeah, we’re lucky.

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Riven: Ok, goodnight kiddos. 

Their kids: Good night dad.

Riven: Good night monster under the bed that eats kids that misbehave.

Musa trought a walkie talkie: GOODNIGHT! GRRR. 

*he leaves the room, because the kids are already sleeping*

Musa: Riv, don’t you think we’re traumatasing our kids?

Riven: Mehh, they’re tought kids.

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Stella: Come’on kids, it’s time for the beauty sleep, go go go! 

The kids: Mummie, we want a play with dad.

Stella:  Five minutes, But after that, you all get your beauty sleep.

Brandon: YES! I will remain the king of pillow fight, children.

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The kids: We’re kind of tired dad.

Timmy: One game more and we go to sleep.

Tecna: I’m going to win this. Get ready to become irrelevant, dear.

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Nabu *sining*: Kids what time is it?

The kids *sining back*: The time of our lives!

Nabu *sining louder*: What time is it?

The kids *between sining and yellling*: Summer time!

Layla: No, kiddos it’s sleep time. Not high school musical time.

Nabu: Don’t worry kids tomorrow we will finish the lyrics.

*the kids go to sleep with a happy face*

Layla: Why did Bloom have to show you High School Musical? 

Nabu: Come’on my gabriela, you know that you love it.

Layla *sining while dancing* : I gotta go my way Nabu. 

Nabu: Haha laughing at loud, Layla.

Layla: Sing it.

Nabu: What about us? What about everything we been trought? *sining dramaticlly with Layla.*

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*the kids jumping trough the palace*

Sky: Can you remind me, why the hell we gave our kids cupcakes?

Bloom: Because they said, mommy’s cupcakes are the best. It semmed rude if I didn’t make some.

Sky: Honey, this kids are pure sugar now.

Bloom: Well, it’s not my fault that I make excelent cupcakes. Serena be caferul with the lamp!

Sky: No more cupcakes before sleep time ok?

Bloom: Fine.


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4 years ago

Stella: You can trust me.

Timmy: Ok, Can I? Because the last time I let you In charge of something-

Stella:Ugh, is this is about those stupid tamagochis?

Timmy:Actually it is.

Tecna*seeing where this is going*:Ok, guys...

Stella: You left me with six of them, Timmy. Taking care of that many is like a full time job!

Timmy: I left you with 6 A-D-U-L-T tamagochis in perfect health, and by the time I came home they were all dead.

Timmy: You have to actually murder them, on order to that to happen.

Stella:FOR THE LAST TIME! I DIDN'T KILL THEM!


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3 years ago

Druig: Kingo, sign to Makkari that she's acting foolish, but I still love her.

Kingo: Gross, tell her yourself.

Druig: We're in a pretty heavy fight dude.

Kingo: She's sitting on your lap.


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3 years ago

Riven: You’re being a really Bad friend!

Brandon: You Bad friend!

Riven: You know what we call you? We call you the stupid specialist.

Brandon: You’re bitchie specialist!

Riven*throws him a knife*

Brandon: Are you crazy?


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3 years ago

BRANDON AND RIVEN PARENTING FLORA.

Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?

Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?

Flora: Well mine and Helia's.

Helia: We're getting married!

Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.

Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.

Riven: What now?

*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*

*They start hugging and kissing her head*

Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?

Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?

*Riven death stare*

Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!

*he starts moving*

Brandon: Riv, please calm down.

Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!

Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.

Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!

Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.

Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.

Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!

Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.

Riven: LEAVE!

*he carries him to the door*

Helia: I'll call you Flo!

Flora*standing up*: Helia!

*Riven closes the door on Helia face*

Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.

Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?

Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*

Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?

Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!

Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?

Riven: Ok.

Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.

Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.

Flora: What?

Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?

Flora: Oh, this.

Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.

Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!

Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.


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3 years ago

*Phastos having a mental breakdown*

Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?

Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.

Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.

Phastos: What I-

Ben:*Breathes*

Phastos: Never mind.


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3 years ago

Sersi: Druig sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?

Kingo: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

*Druig and Makkari walking by holding hands*

Druig: Shut the fuck up Kingo.

Makkari*signing*: Love, I wonder that too.

Druig*sining*: You too my dear?

Kingo: Did you get that on camera Karun?

Karun: YES SIR!


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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