SERIOUS WINX HEADCANONS IN MY FANFIC THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. THE GIRLS.

Sky: You don't even care about me!

Riven: That's ridiculous! I don't like any of you!

* a few hours before*

Riven *drinking vodka*: I don't care about Sky like he could be bleeding out. And I'll just stare at him while recording it.

Stella*sipping her wine*: Preach man!

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THEIR COUPLES. GUYS EDITION. Part 1.

Helia.

Random dude: You suck..

Helia: Ok.*unbothered king*

Random dude: Flora sucks, and she’s a basic bitch.

Helia *red anger eyes*: Uhhm? You come into my house... Disrespect my life and soul...hOw dArE yOu? Flora is a work of art, a masterpiece that you dumb motherfucker will never be able to appreciate. Please evaluate your life choices, and don’t you ever dare to talk about her like that: Are we clear? 

Random dude.* leaves scared and crying like a baby*

Riven.

Another random dude: Yeah, that Musa girl is so hot. It sucks that she has that phsyco boyfriend. Because I would defently smash her.

*Riven behind him, staring with a calm face*

Riven: I see you chose deat this morning ChAd *getting ready to beat the shit out of him*

Another random dude: I didn’t me-mean..

Riven: You’re lucky that is me that heard this, and not Muse. *about to punch him*

Another random dude: I-i...

Riven: *knocks him out*: Well that was easy. Oh, fuck. 

Riven*touching him to see if he’s alive*: Mehh he’s alive. SeLFIE!

Riven *does the selfie*: Oh, Musa is going to love this!

Brandon.

Random karen*whispering loudly to another karen*: Yeah I asked princess Stella about Solaria history and she didn’t now it, not to be brattie, but my Gretchen is more smart than tha princess. And besides I don’t know how Radius deal with such a daugther, and that poor boy friend. My Gretchen deserves him.

Brandon *keeping his cool*: Hi, would you accompany me?

Random Karen*trying to touch his face*: Oh, sure.You’re so handsome.

Brandon:Yeah I know. But I’m going to ask you to leave the castle.

Random Karen: Excuse me?

Brandom: Yes, excuse you. You’re a disgusting human beign. And I don’t want a sad bitter woman insulting my girlfriend in her own castle. Who by the way, she’s dosen’t need to know the history because she makes history everyday saving everyone ass. And I don’t know your Gretchen, but I feel sorry for her, if she has to put up with your bullshit. Stella is ten time smarter than you, right now your wearing one of her dress colection, which by the way not even the dress can help you with that tucan nouse. And don’t you worry about the king and Stella, they have a perfectly good relationship. And the saddest part if you think I feel poor besides my golden girl, I can assure that she makes the happiest men ever. And I don’t give a shit who you’re, because if you say something about her one more time I will kill you with my own hands. Now leave.

*The Karen leaves quickly*

Brandon: Now, lets find another sandwich.

Timmy.

Random mean girl: Yeah, she’s like a computer. You can hear her bip, bip.

Random sidekick mean girl: Oh my gosh you’re so right, she’s such a nerd.

Random mean girl: Besides they she’s speaks it sounds like im talking to my phone. 

Random sidekick girl:Tecna is such a loser.

Timmy:* opening his computer with a side smile*

Timmy:*hacking everything of their computers*

Timmy:*posting embarasing photos of them*

Random sidekick girl: WhAt just happend?

Timmy: I think you guys got hacked.

Random mean girl:Fix it!

Timmy: I’m sorry i didn’t knew how i do it, it just clicked it self. I’m so sorry “NERDS”.

*leaving with a big smile*

Nabu.

Random racist piece of shit: Yeah, she one of the winx girls. I think they have her for petty. She’s hot, but don’t get me wrong. She sucks at misions. Princess Stella had to save her ass like two time’s the last mision I saw in tv.

Nabu*passing by but hearing everything*: Yeah, what a shame of women. I mean she’s like super badass in the mision right? I mean she can go trought water like nothing. Oh I forgot you hate her just because she’s black. Listen to me racicst motherfucker, educate yourself. And don’throw shit at my girl. Because the next time I hear this kind of comments, you will become literally a fucking rat.

* The racisct guy leaves but no before laughing an pretending he’s not scared*

*turning him into a rat anyways*

 Nabu:The sad part is that he already is a rat, poor dude.

Sky.

Random shithead: So yeah, I can believe that she’s the leader of the winx, she’s so self-involve. Like so annoying.

Sky:Who are you talking about?

Random shithead: No one.

Sky: Ok, bye.

Sky: * taking off his phone*

Sky: They’re not allowed to come near Erakleon ever again.

Stella: I'm pregnant.

Brandon: Huh?

Stella: Bran?

Brandon: *frozen*

Stella: Brandon!

Brandon:*frozen with terror*

Stella*sits on the couch*: Ok, whenever you're ready.

Brandon*still frozen*

Stella*with a magazine*: And you are the father but you got it.

Phastos: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how " hot" you are.

Druig: It not a joke, it never was. I'm legit a snack.

Phastos*deep breathe*

Kingo: Come on, dudes I never brag.

Druig: You once called your face the proof of god existence.

Kingo: I mean am I wrong?

*In the car*

Flora: You're like the smartest person ever :)

Timmy: I like to think that.

Flora*seeing a car*: Go ahead, go ahead…

*silence*

Flora: Go ahead you stupid!

Timmy: *shocked*

Flora: No, honestly what a dumb driver! What is wrong with people!

Timmy *awkward*: You got a lot of rage in you Flo. I mean that person was just trying to drive their car...

Flora: That person was going to get smashed. MOVE IT!

Timmy: Calm down please.

Flora: I mean part of the problem is I'm just completly exhausted :)

*stopping the car dangerously*

Timmy: Oh my god you're a psychopath!

Flora: No, that person just went in front of me again!

Timmy: Oh my god, I'm never driving with you again.

Flora: Ok :)

* Timmy a few minutes later with Tecna*

Timmy: Flo is out of her mind. And I'm worried that she might kill someone.

-Musa when she used to study with Brandon in second year.-

Brandon:Are you even listening to me?

Musa:I'm not spacing out again. I'm here. I'm totally fine. Mentally my mind is....

*Riven coming back from training without a shirt*

Musa:*staring at him*

Brandon:*hitting himself with the book*

*After a shittie mission*

Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!

*Stares at Helia*

Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.

*Hitts accidenttaly the window*

Helia: Oh my god.

Brandon: Geez.

Riven*proud*: Good lad.

- Rivusa fights-

Musa: You get out!

Riven:I’m older!

Musa: I’m younger.

Riven: I’m taller!

Musa:I’m shorter!

Riven: I’m smarter.

Musa: I’m... Not falling for that!

Riven: But you felt for me, so I won.

Stella: I did not pick him early from that engine thing Tecnu.

Tecna: Timmy, did she pick you up from ship class?

Timmy *sweating nervous*:N-o...

Stella:See?Case closed.

Timmy *whispering*: We didn’t go.

Tecna: Case open.

Timmy*feeling bad*: We went shopping.

Stella: All right ,Tim.

Timmy: We bought matching hats..

Stella: What a bunch of lies, you’re going to the mall to think what you just did.*grabing Timmy hand ready to leave*

Tecna: Oh, come on. You’re both leaving. This has to stop!