Riven: Where’s The Yogurt?

Riven: Where’s the yogurt?

Musa:*mumbles*

Riven: What?

Musa: It’s was on the top shelf I couldn’t reach it ok?

Riven: You’re so cute.

Musa: Shut up, this is mortyfing. I’m a fucking gnom.

Riven: *kissing her head*Yup, But you’re my gnom.

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3 years ago

*When Musa tried to forgive Darcy*

Musa: He was my boyfriend! And you made out with him! And possesed him again!

Darcy:Oh, come on, that was 13 years ago. Get over it.

Musa:Oh, I cannot believe it! I can't believe that I tried to forget you, and invited you to dinner.

Darcy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe? That you're so selfish that you get a 30% in Date Records. And I still have to pay retails.

Musa: hAhAhAhA! AhAhAhA! It's 45.

Darcy: You bitch. You think that you're so perfect, with your new baby, and your small stupid apartment, and this record that sounds emo.

*Riven throws a paper in worry while going beside Musa*

Darcy: Your baby isn't even that cute.

Riven: ToO fAr, DaRcY! ToO FaR.

Musa*demon tone*: You take that back, man.

Darcy: No.

Musa:Take it back!

Darcy: What are you going to do? make me?

Musa: Hey, man I'm still a guardian.

Darcy: I'm a witch bitch.

Musa: Bring it on!

*they start hitting at eachother.*

Flora: PUT THE PLATES BACK IN THE BOXES.

*everyone puts the plates as the fast they can do it*

Musa: Did you just push me?

Darcy: Uh, yeah. I think I did.

Musa:All right that's it. You're going down!

Flora: OKAY, FORGET THA BUBBLE WRAP! THERE'S ISN'T TIME.!

Stella: Shouldn't we stop it?

Brandon: What are you out of your mind? Let's throw some Jell-O on them.


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3 years ago

Druig: Look, I know we have an uspoken rivalry, but I...

Ikaris: First, of all it's not a rivalry, I just you're always mean to me. And it's not unspoken you always talk about how much you hate me.


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2 years ago

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING.

And this is the close shoot of the moment, TF. Like I don't get it like these two won't happen. Musa and Aisha share a deep love for each other. I would believe it more if instead of Riven was Musa standing there.

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Musa is just everyone, I don't get it, it was unnecessary to the plot, even though I don't understand what they say. Aisha is like don't look at me, look at the writers.

@winxdclub so you can watch the end of this terrible plotline.


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3 years ago

*Sersie crying*

Ikaris: What happened?! Are you ok?!

Sersie *cleaning her tears*:Oh don't worry it's just the onions.

Ikaris:WHAT THE FUCK DID THE ONIONS SAID! TELL ME RIGH NOW!


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4 years ago

-Sky practing with Brandon about asking Bloom out.-

Sky*nervous as fuck*: Would you like... to go out on a daate?

Brandon*in the role*:Uhmm no.

Sky:Brandon!

Brandon:What? I'm being realist.


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3 years ago

Mobius: Do we really need flowers?

Loki: Hell, yes. Stargazer flowers babe.

Old lady: How can I help you?

Loki: Hey so I'm getting married and would love to see what you have in way of stargazer lilies.

Old lady: Let me show you some photos.

*stars showing them*

Old lady: This is the sierra sunset and this is what we call beyond blue.

Loki: Thats gorgeous.

Old lady:Especially because we get them at the perfect time. Right before they open, so they're spectacular on your blessed day.

Loki: I bet. What do you think Mob?

Mobius: Yeah, I like the blue one's.

Loki: Yeah. Great.

Mobius: Yeah, Loki.

Old lady: Are you the best man?

Mobius*kind angel*:No I'm the grom? The official partner. We still haven't found the name.

Old lady:So you are...Homosexuals?

Loki: No, well he is. I just like having another man dick in my ass.

Old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid that we don't do buisness with your...

Loki*starting to get pissed*:With your what?

Old lady: We don't believe...

Loki: Finishing sentences grandma! Is that in what you don't believe in?

Mobius: Loki..

Old lady: Sodomy is a sin.

Loki: You know what else it's a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart.

Mobius*taking him out of the store*: Okay,yeah.

Loki:I'm going to sodomize you mere mortal. I will ruin you and your stupid fucking shop.


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3 years ago

Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.

Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.


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4 years ago

The fact that Wanda said that thing about the wave:

-When I try to stand up it just comes for me again. it’s just gonna drown me.-

I feel that it can relate to so many stuff besides grief, like depression, feeling numb. I Don’t know I think it’s a really important quote. Because I feel that we can all relate. In some ways WandaVision is kind of saving me.

The Fact That Wanda Said That Thing About The Wave:

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4 years ago

MORE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW.  FAMILY AND FRIENDS. ADDING SOME THINGS. THE WINX EDITION.

Stella: Family and important people of her life in Solaria that you should know who they’re to start reading my fanfic.

Luna (her mother):

-They enjoy each other company, they hang out every time Stella comes home.

-She spoils her daughter a lot.

-Her personality, is like Stella but in the mid forties.

-She’s starting her own life, which means that every week she has a new hobby.

-She hate’s her ex-husband, and Is kind of scared that they’re going to put her daughter in the same spot she was since she was 18.

-She has found love, and well let’s just say she starting to wear bigger clothes.

-She is from another planet a misterious one.

-She had Stella when she was 21, so right now she’s 39 years old.

Radius (her father):

-He’s the one who tell Stella what to do, and what no to. They argue sometimes. Plus he’s not much of Brandon. His daugther deserves a prince.

-He dosen’t have much idea on how to talk to his daughter, he’s not a big feelings men.

-His, personality is that he’s a serious man, who’s always busy. But he has the Stella power of gossip.

-He dosen’t have much hobbies, except for shooting with his arrow. He used to teach Stella when she was little.

-He still loves Luna, but he dosen’t know how to express it. So he just keep messing it up.

-He’s dosent want any more realtionships, since the Casandra incident.

-He’s from Solaria.

-He’s in his 40,

Miss Luminary( her mother right hand, and Stella teacher):

-She loves Stella like a daugther, she was the one who stayed beside her trying to make her laugh, while her parents fought in the next room. She also discipline her in fashion,manners and mostly ballet.

-She’s one of the few people in Solaria that can chill her out, and speak to Stella in crisis.

-Her personality is that she’s a funny, upbeat person, uses sarcasm as coping mechanism.

-She has some hobbies, like dancing and reading. She also used to play the piano.

-She dosen’t have much love life even Stella insisted on set her up. But Luminary is a tought bone. She’s too busy helping Luna with all the things.

- She actually a quite private person, she dosen’t tell much about her life.

-She’s from Bulbran( a planet that’s made of metal, it’s one of Solaria biggest allies)

-She in her 30, when she started to take care of Stella she was 18.

Soltició.(leader of the cleaning service and right hand men of Radius)

-He cares for Stella, he’s not a great men in advice, but he teached her about respecting the people that are below her and even love them.

-He was the one who showed Stella, her favorite place in the palace, when she nedded a break. So despite not being good at feelings, Stella cares about him deeply.

-His personality is that he’s a hardworking men, really smart and always offer his hand to help. He’s the only one that knows Radius problems.

-He dosen’t have hobbies, he’s always to busy. Like now, his helping Brandon with all the king thing.

-He’s a widow, he dosen’t talk about his wife much, because it make’s him sappie.

-He’s quite private too, only when he’s drunk he migth tell you something about his life.

-He’s from Solaria,he knows Radius since they were 10.

-He’s in his 40, like Radius.

Metea.(childhood friend)

-She used to have a lot of fun with Stella, they where a rebelious duo, Timmy hated that kind of action. But now, they don’t talk much, since well Stella went to Alfea.

-She’s was quite a bad influence, she was the one who showed Stella drinking and smoking,when they were only 14.

-She always wants to have fun, she gets bored really easy. But she can play perfectly the paper of good kid.

-She does have hobbies, wich are clubing, dancing, drinking, and destroying things.

-She make’s out with a lot of people, girls, boys. Basically she’s Bi. But never long term relationships.

-She talks a lot, but not things that matter to her.

-She’s from Solaria, she’s from the court. The daughter of the duques.

(The fanfic will come soon. If any one wants to draw them, that would be so cool)


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3 years ago

Helia: Don’t worry Nabu I’m sure Riv and Brandon are doing fine on their own.

Timmy*turns on the TV*

News Reporter: And if anyone has seen this two boys please contact the police of your planet. IMMEDIATELY.

*showing the picture of Riven and Brandon*

Sky: Wow…

Nabu: I LEFT THEM ALONE FOR 15 MINUTES ! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE.


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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