Musa: I have an idea.
Flora: No murder.
Musa: I no longer have an idea.
Sprite: *Gets mad and starts yelling*
Kingo:I didn't know so much rage could fit in such small creature.
Musa: Maybe I can fix this.
Brandon: Oh come on, you spend two years in pigtails.
*Pissed Musa*
Musa: If you make fun of me one more time I'll tell everyone that you called your stuff pigeon mister Puchi Puchi.
Brandon: I'm sorry I bothered you.
Situation 1: * When Tecna drives the ship*
Tecna: What are you doing? Get in the front.
Helia: In the dead seat?!
Situation 2:* When they watch a sad movie*
Tecna: I should tell you that crying people make me very uncomfortable.
Helia: Well then you’re not gonna like what is coming.
Situation 3: * When they first hang out*
Tecna: I do have feelings for you.
Helia: You do?
Tecna: Yes, I feel that you’re a little bit annoying But in a good way.
Situation 4: * When Timmy was planing to propose to Tecna, and Helia had to distract her*
*a phone is calling*
Helia: I’ll get it. * jumping to the phone*
Tecna: Confused look.
Helia: Hello, Tecna’ place. Helia speaking. Oh it’s for you
Tecna: * gets the phone more confused*
Tecna: I Don’t understand what just happened here.
Situation 5: * when they moved togheter*
Helia: Hey, Tec do you wanna help? * while carrying boxes*
Tecna: No, I wish i could, But i Don’t want to. * while she sits at *the couch Playing videogames*
Situation 6: * Tecna Walking home after a busy day*
Helia: * buliding a fort*
Tecna: Well, I see you’ve had a very productive day.
*When Riven had to babysit Flora and Helia kid*
Riven: Oh, shithead. Apologize to him.
Bully: Who are you?
Riven:I'm his uncle. Now apologize.
Bully:No, he's a loser.
Riven:*considering killing the kid*
Bully: I can see where he gets it from.
Riven:You know what you need?
Bully: A better view?
Riven:*sarcastically laughs*
Riven:No, If I was your parent I'd slap you handsome.
Bully: Yeah? Well you can hit me, I'm a child.
Riven*holds the kid hand*:No you're right. I can't.
Riven: But he can.
Riven:*grabs the arm of the kid and slaps him with it*
Kiddo:Wow, uncle Riv.
Riven:We got to leave, now.
*they try to leave but the dad of the bully stops him*
The dad: Where do you think you're going
Riven:We're just going out for a smoke.
The dad: You hit my boy.
Riven:Your boy hit my nephew plus kiddo.
The dad: What? You mean ratatouille?
The kiddo: Don't call me that, you wanker.
Riven*proud uncle moment*: I teach him that word.
The dad: What did ratatouille just call me?
Bully: Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!
Riven: Don't get in my nephew's face, the...uhm fat kid from Up! No, he was nice. Uhm I got it, teddy from Toy Story 3.
The dad: YoU AsS.
Riven: Wanna fight, wanker? Because I'm not fucking scared of you.
The dad: Oh, look he's trying to scare me.
Stella:*coming from the other side of the party*
Stella: What's this about Alfie or whatever is trying to punch my daughter?!
The dad: Is that true Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?
The bully: No that bitch is lying.
Stella*taking of her earrings*:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Stella*about to throw a swing*: You call my little girl Shrek?! Riv! Let's end him!
Riven*cracking his knucles*: Let's do this.
Mobius: So what do you think?
Loki *pissed*: What are this?
Mobius: The chairs you wanted...
Loki: Was I not clear? Where the fuck are chivari chairs?
The organazier: This are the chivaries.
Loki: You shut the fuck up. YOU! I couldn't been more specific, I asked you to find me a caterer who had the GOLD chiavaris with the white cushons, you had one job!
The organizer: That was my fault, I thought we had those but we were mistaken.
Mobius: Dear, I think any of this could work.
Loki: GoD dammit! Why does everything had to suck! This is my fucking wedding day. For one day! FOR ONE DAY!
*stars smashing things*
Loki: THE GOLD CHIVARIS WITH THE WHITE CUSHON!
The organizer: Sir, I can call around.
Loki: It's miss. And I thought I told you to shut the fuck up. Are you dumb? Ah Broke? Do you want Asgard in war with you? Answer me.
The organizer: Yes, I'm dumb.
Loki: Yes he's dumb! That's why we had the fucking mix up!
*takes a deep breathe*
Loki: Sorry, this is my fault I put too much on your plate.
*leaves pissed*
The organizer:WoW.
Mobius: Pfff.... She can be like that.
*Phastos having a mental breakdown*
Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?
Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.
Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.
Phastos: What I-
Ben:*Breathes*
Phastos: Never mind.
Musa: Uhm.. Girls Riven says "I love you In a weird way..
The Winx: How?
Musa: Watch this. "Riv, baby. I love you!"
Riven: I’d kill for you!<3
Musa: Brandon where ar the jellow shots?
Brandon: I don't know Riven is supposed to pass them around.
*Riven giving jellow to a painting of Helia*
Helia: Riven!
Riven *drunk as fuck*: Hello dollo!
Flora:Well someone is feeling better.
Musa: Uhm stuck out you're tongue!
Riven*showing his tongue*: Take off your shirt.
Stella: Oh my..
Brandon: Oh my god how many did you have these are pure vodka?
Riven:Yeah, jellow like Eduard used to make.
Kingo: Why does she look like that?
Sprite*facedown on the floor*: Like what?
Kingo: Like you're dead.
Sprite: Because I'm dead.
Ajax*writing something in her notepad*: Ikaris made public his relationship with Sersie, making out with her in public.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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