He Has Such A Coming Of Age, Boy Realizing He Is Gay, Simping For Dad's Friend, Inappropriate Thoughts

one day when im not working full time and trying to have a real social life ill sit down crack open my copy of the odyssey and write the english class essay abt all the parallels btwn odysseus/penelope and shawn/juliet

my gods, there's gotta be a be a fall guy au anidala fic, i can just picture them in the movie man. Like if i were to cast Anakin is Colt, Padme is Jody (honestly this is wut makes me ask for this in the first place) Rex as Dan, Ahsoka as Tom's assistance ig but she gets more plot relevance because of course she does, Obi wan as Nigel ( Satine is also there cuz why not), maybe Rush as Tom, idk who would be Gail, go wild on that really. Like i really want this to happen man pls pls pls

Roy deserves to have a little Odysseus/Penelope moment and say "you need to be able to string my bow to date me". Cue to Jason suddenly increasing the weights in every machine he owns.

He eventually manages but it's a struggle. Like, he's on the floor sweating and out of breath, but the bow is strung. He's so very pleased with himself, it's really pathetic. Roy thinks it's super hot (he likes a wretched creature), the Titans are begging him to get better taste.

Save me gym bro oscar, save me

a very special child, damsel in distress, abomination, antichrist and christ figure, blood freak, bella swan, prodigy, ken doll, boy king, luke skywalker, psychic wonder, FINAL GIRL

happy 19 years of sam winchester, the character of all time

I fear oscar may kill someone for that win tomorrow and you know what. I support him in that

Observing Carlos sainz while being neutral is so interesting bc on one hand you have absolutely devoted fans that will shit on different drivers and their fans for him

And on the other there are just as passionate haters that will shit on him for anything and everything

And then there me who just watch all of the arguments from the side and mostly here to read fanfiction

what do you mean this isn't what happened

life is good because oscar piastri is LEADING THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN ONLY HIS THIRD YEAR IN F1, HE HAS CURRENTLY EQUALED HIS FAR MORE EXPERIENCED TEAMATE IN CAREER WINS AND IS IN A GOOD POSITION TO BE WINNING THE WDC THIS YEAR

so yeah things are good ig

u can tell i like conflicting narratives, im cool with both, yall fight, yall makeout or both, its fine. honestly, both is good.

lando and oscar not looking at or speaking to each other after they got out of the cars ohhhh brother welcome back a certain 2016 duo