I Have Now Thought Of Lassie As Deadpool And I'm Going Insane

Gus is the only man ever🫶

Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Indead. The whole episode hurteded

Damn Bobby

that hurted

I would once again like to profess my love to you.

You are a gem and exactly what this fandom needs.

I should start a fan account about you.

blatant falsehood but go off

So real.

I love you.

hi unpopular opinion, feel free to roast me, but i hate juliet x gus so much actually. i either love or am indifferent to like every other ship in this show (((and im only 6 seasons in so maybe something happens later on that'll change my mind))) but it just feels like theres nothing there and it's just like "oh who's left over after shassie"

Update: i have bought us matching pineapple earings. She has yet to wear them.

Me and my bff always argue about who is shawn and who is gus in oir friendship. It usually goes like this:

Her: what if i said i had to work tomorrow

Me: Then i would be all alone:(

Her: it would be like leaving gus alone without shawn.

Me: you mean shawn without gus.

Her: said the liar.

Me: not.

Guys i'm back. Are the residents still evil?

- said by someone in re9 probably

Why can't pets just be immortal. I don't think i can handel another dog dying man:(

Shawn spencer, my favourite disaster bisexual.

he's so proud of himself for making this guy laugh

I read a fic where he just passes the duck Out becaus he was at a hat convention with gus.

It was epic

Shawn Spencer walks into a room full of people wearing hats and takes instant psychic damage