Imagine Your Halloween Party Is So Bad You Literally Radicalize A Sentient Quantum Super Computer Into

adhd moment

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

Oh no I'm obsessed with this show.

Theatre kids will be like “GUYS LOOK it’s the prettiest boy ever to grace the stage” and then show you like 6 pixels of varying visibility

ah the indescribable sensation when it’s late at night and you get off facetime with someone you care abt and your stomach is replaced by a vast pit of emptiness <3

how the fuck does this site work

oh boy oh boy. my time has come, the hyperfixation-driven psychoanalyzing is finally paying off (I need help)

Jeremy is a very awkward and anxious person, deeply self-conscious and insecure. The thoughtful, introverted, follower type. Kinda dorky. Ambitious and determined (for better or for worse) but gullible. Sweet and empathetic, but definitely can be selfish- a good person at heart, though.

Overall, he's a pretty standard teenage boy, just with pathetic wet cat vibes

Hope this helps!

Realizing I actually have no idea how to characterize Jeremy Heere because I only ever hyperfixate on Michael. I uh. Guess I need to watch the slime tutorial again oops

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

C-C-C-CMON GUYS WE HAD A WHOLE ASS MUSICAL SAYING WHY THIS ISNT A GOOD IDEA.

headcanon that Jeremy takes those "am I gay" quizzes

specifically the ads where it's just a rainbow flag with "AM I GAY?" in giant bold letters

he clicks on them every time