I Can Feel My Ability To Speak Clearlyb Just. Disintegrating. As I Get Drawn Ever More Into Tumblr.

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

samus the protector of space pride

the girlfriend in question:

Hell, if the bots get better at handling it, you can just do it MORE! Layers of human-parsable obscurity that force bots to waste ever more time to do literally anything useful with this data! Use ã and é instead of a and e, use | instead of l or I, × instead of x...

Be ungovernable.

Ruin ai datasets.

Write yo shit.

You know how spammers use similar characters to replace actual letters to get by filters? Doing that to your writing would give a slightly bizarre visual and utterly annihilate any basic scraping tools, because visual interpretation of characters is wildly more time and resource intensive than plaintext ripping.

It might help or severely hinder dyslexic people, though.

Also some browsers/OS might have trouble loading them?

ɬɧıʂ ƙıŋɖą ɬɧıŋɠ. ɬơɬąƖƖყ ʄųƈƙ ῳıɬɧ ɬɧɛ ʂƈཞą℘ıŋɠ ɖɛ۷ıƈɛ.

None of that will at all register correctly to a scraper. It's in Unicode, so it'll work wherever.

Boldtext.io is the one I used, but there's plenty of ways to do it. You could even do multiple at once and make undoing it basically impossible, but still have it be readable to humans (auto readers or whatever for the visually impaired, not so much...)

ᏇᏂᎩ ᏕᏂᎧᏬᏝᎴ ᏇᏋ ᎷᏗᏦᏋ ᏝᎥᎦᏋ ᏋᏗᏕᎥᏋᏒ ᎦᎧᏒ ᏖᏂᏋ ᏰᎧᏖᏕ ᏖᏂᏗᏖ ᏒᎥᎮ ᏋᏁᏖᎥᏒᏋ ᏇᏋᏰᏕᎥᏖᏋᏕ?

Just gotta pick the style you like that's as clear as possible while also being literal gibberish to any quick digital scan method.

₱Ʉ₮ ₮Ⱨł₴ ₴Ɇ₦₮Ɇ₦₵Ɇ ł₦₮Ø ₲ØØ₲ⱠɆ ₳₦Đ ₳₴₭ ł₮ ₮Ø ⱤɆ₳Đ ł₮ ØɄ₮ ⱠØɄĐ.

Or

ᑭᑌT TᕼIᔕ ᔕEᑎTEᑎᑕE IᑎTO GOOGᒪE ᗩᑎᗪ ᗩᔕK IT TO ᖇEᗩᗪ IT OᑌT ᒪOᑌᗪ.

That second one is almost plain, and none of those characters should be used that way. It just produces gibberish where it can figure out what a particular character is technically displaying.

Some ai might be able to handle this. It will still be an extra layer of defense.

I'll take reduced reading speed for total digital obscurity and I'll be happy.

In the cars movies, cars are the primary form of life on their earth-like world. We've seen that plenty of earth history and stories are reflected there in recognizable ways.

While it never came up in the cars movies, we know what their skinwalkers look like. We have movies and toys and tv shows about them.

Imagine being a car, driving down an empty road at night, when you see a meteor strike not too far off the road. Deciding to investigate, you find a large metal object embedded in the smoldering ground. Carefully approaching, a light suddenly shines from the object and passes over you, before suddenly the metal object falls over and turns into a perfect copy of you, save for a strange purple emblem as a hood ornament. As you back away in fear, it changes again... Into an enormous creature with tree-like growths instead of wheels, standing on two trunks instead of horizontal like most creatures you've ever heard of. This terrifying vertical monstrosity then aims a glowing appendage towards you, before a flash of light and sound sends you into unending darkness.

Back on the road, a car returns from the crater and drives away, leaving a smoldering wreck behind.

In other words, cybertronians, transformers? They're the skinwalkers of the cars world.

Every song in the Metroid Prime subseries is like. *auto parts factory soundscape* *geiger counter noise* *haunting MIDI choir sample* *fork scraping against a plate* and you listen to it for 7 hrs without getting bored

sammy and her funny son

Tago dell

This is what i want to eat here

I've read some drunken rambles from fanfic authors that were more coherent and understandable than some published works.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something