Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, It Just Lets You Buy All The Things That Make Happiness An Option, Like

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”kill them with kindness” WRONG. Arrow tile loop

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Rb if you were/are a gifted kid I wanna see how many of us ended up here

pssssst hey. hey. free and expansive database of folk and fairy tales. you can thank me later

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The most powerful Metroid of all.... Samus Aran

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

REPO on the open ocean

Chuck the pig snout emoji into the ocean

the pig snout emoji from the emoji keyboard has been chucked into the ocean!!!!

i would like samus to look a bit monster-y in the metroid suit. fangs to match.

okay I am begging people to understand that it is not "planned obsolescence" or "corporate greed" for manufacturers to stop selling things because genuinely better technologies become available. I just had someone arguing with me that they should be able to buy a new nickel-cadmium battery for their 25-year-old cordless vacuum. NiCd batteries were outlawed a decade ago for very good reasons. if you really want to have the same effect as using one you can just go out and shoot 10 people with Bullets That Give You Cancer and then rip out your own kidney