Forbidden Neil The Rat Photos

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

Anyone want to be the lesbian to my gender ambiguous ex-muppet?

I may lose followers for this but it needs to be said;

Marriage must follow traditional Christian values. I know that back when I was an emo witch, I did not believe this, but times have changed; I am different. I don't even listen to MCR anymore.

What do I mean by traditional Christian values in a marriage? I mean that the marriage must begin in a blood ritual between a lesbian and a gender ambiguous ex-muppet and end in a suprise crucifixion.

If you cannot accept my beliefs please simply unfollow unless you wish to be blocked.

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

I made an art blog!

I made a little drawing of Astarion after not having drawn for ages, and remembered i wanted to make an art blog. So here is my blog debut!

❄️🪶Goofy Ravens Playing in the Snow🪶❄️

Trying to do my part this holiday season by being the nice older gay cousin at the family functions

Me having intense stomach pain and wondering why before realizing I had a copious amount of milk earlier despite the fact that I'm lactose intolerant

There are few things that gives me more gender envy than watching theatre. Theatrical men in stage makeup, confident and secure in their masculinity, are everything I aspire to be!

On Friendship.

human brain is so easy to manipulate its stupid. sun is out longer in evening = life is worth living...read some negative social media posts = everybody hates me...read one interesting article = i have the scholar's ambition