I Like To Have Fun With My Gender, And Not Stress About It Too Much. I Also Usually Cry About It At Least

Trying to do my part this holiday season by being the nice older gay cousin at the family functions

I am ready to enter my «erotic period», which is apparently what the legendary queer danish author H.C. Andersen called his slut era

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

Calling my mom drunk at 2am on new years eve, handing the phone to my friend, and getting her to explain to my mom that I’m trans might not have been the best decision i have ever made…

it doesn’t matter. you will still have fun baking a distastrous looking bread loaf. you will still have fun painting a technically bad painting. you will get happy brain chemicals dancing like a weirdo. be bad on purpose.

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I made an art blog!

I made a little drawing of Astarion after not having drawn for ages, and remembered i wanted to make an art blog. So here is my blog debut!

oh yes it's that time of year again

people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good

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