New Year New Me I Guess

I am ready to enter my «erotic period», which is apparently what the legendary queer danish author H.C. Andersen called his slut era

it doesn’t matter. you will still have fun baking a distastrous looking bread loaf. you will still have fun painting a technically bad painting. you will get happy brain chemicals dancing like a weirdo. be bad on purpose.

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

I'm just down to start fights at this point.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

need 2 dance with someone in the kitchen. homosexually

When you find two fictional characters from a popular show that obviously have a romantic/sexual tension and great chemistry, so you search the internet and there is next to no mention of them, no fan art and no fanfics on AO3…