He Loves Her So Much That He Knew From The Bottom Of His Heart He'd Love Her Again Even After He Lost

Let's see if the world ends next week. T'was nice knowing y'all.

The worst happened y'all-

"Ma'am, ma'am, what should we do?" The fresh rookies crowd around me while I am simply enjoying my peace. Or, well, trying to enjoy my peace. I set my coffee down.

"You lot," I begin as they go quiet, "truly have some gall, crowdin' around me like ducklings with their mother duck."

They look at me in bewilderment, utter shock in those innocent eyes.

"You heard me," I say. "This is the SCP foundation, not the babysitter club. Now calm the hell down and figure out, rationally, how to solve this problem."

As they go their own ways and start talking solutions and containment procedures with their voices still audibly shaking, I make a note in my phone: 'teach new rookies how to deal with their jobs'.

Alarms blare throughout the facility. Screams and gunshots echo through the halls. The rookie scientists around you are in panic. You sip your coffee at the breakroom table in peace, “just another tuesday.” You state calmy.

The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. “Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask

How is it that I planned my own social event and now don't want to go to it

One lesson I learned the hard way was to annotate books in pencil. Now when there's a book I plan to get rid of I have to spend 30 minutes with a white out roller hunched over the book erasing my dumb commentary.

I. KNOW. THEY DID HIM SO UNFATHOMABLY DIRTY WITH HIS VOICE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOKOMIZO VOICE

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

No more feminine rage. From now on feminine peace.

This gives me the exact same vibes as that moment in BBC's Sherlock where John asks Sherlock, "did you really not know that the earth goes around the sun?"

“Yeah, the human body is like… 70% water. Did… Did you not know that…?”