(the Snake Is Called Clementine, Respect Her)

Completely obsessed with ‘lim-life / the life series being a bunch of kids just playing in the playground’ idea

Taako looks like such a fckn meme, lol

Ep1 Pearl: The sun is warm in my skin. I am joyous and full of life. I am excited to meet people and to explore! Martin is my best friend! Oh! Doggie!! Let's go explore the nether! I am so excited. I wonder who my soulmate is? I'm want to meet them! Pork chops!

Ep2 Pearl: screaming crying sobbing. everything i touch turns to dust. all i love shall perish, why hast the universe forsaken me? i am a cursed being, unloveable and loathsome.

bench trio bodyguard au where everyone thinks that ranboo (tall, wearing a mask and glasses) is body guarding tubbo (short) and tommy (looks very weak)

in reality it’s tubbo (government made super soldier) and tommy (some kind of ninja) guarding ranboo (could trip over his own feet)

everyone thinks ranboo is the super dangerous one because he’s quiet and stands there ominously. in reality he’s just kinda awkward

multiple times tubbo or tommy get taken hostage and it goes along the lines of

kidnapper: i have your friend! put down the weapon!

ranboo: …

tubbo, poorly acting: oh no! i have been captured! what ever will i do!

terrible news. the exact fanfiction i want has not magically appeared and i may have to write it myself. more at 11

May you wake up to an inbox full of incoherent AO3 comments

You know you're in deep when you create an AU for your own fanfic

A silly little doodle of an Allay and one of my MC skins

friends

god the absolute pain this brings me sometimes