I Need Akutagawa Pulling The "who The Hell Are You" On Dazai It Would Be So Satisfying

bsd abilities are weird. like i get dazai or sigma but how did KAIJI find out he had an ability. WHAT WAS BRO DOING. DID HE SUDDENLY GET THE URGE TO CREATE A LEMON SHAPED BOMB AND THEN WHEN IT DIDNT KILL HIM HE WAS LIKE

best ship out there

chuuya "i hate him but i talk abt him anyways" nakahara and osamu "i hate him but i touch myself thinking about him" dazai

rip nikolai gogol you would have loved skibidi toilet

april 30th, ena shinonome's birthday

oh god i'm going to be extra annoying today

reminder that anime sigma is a 2013 kid

"babygirl, babygirl, babygirl" i chant in the mirrow, and behind me, there he appears: S I G M A himself

dazai be saying "im not into hugging men" then he does this shit with chuuya

ok so

4 reasons why my ftm chuuya headcanon isnt completely stupid (it probably is but i like projecting okay. this is just a silly post)

- he's 160 cm (5'3) tall. which is very close to the average height for women in japan, 159.5 cm or 5 feet 2.8 inches tall. i have no idea if this is accurate i just googled it

- in stormbringer albatross goes "youre always in a bad mood at this time of the month !!11!1!" or smth like that and that kinda sounds like a period.

- he looks so trans in fifteen like omg maybe im losing my shit but he's giving trans male please tell me im not the only one who sees it

- idk i like to project on characters i like and chuuya is a proof of it

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Mizuena incorrect quotes

bc WHY NOT

Mizuki: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Ena: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Ena: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Mizuki: Ena, that’s gay.

Ena: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

Ena walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Mizuki, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Mizuki, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

everytime i see someone compare chuuya and dazai's relationship to odasaku and dazai's relationship i wanna commit hate crimes