The Guide Is Quite Literally The Wall Of Flesh Packed Into A Human Form, And I Mean Like Fucking PACKED

The Guide is quite literally the Wall Of Flesh packed into a human form, and I mean like fucking PACKED into this dense ass human shape. This means that the Guide is probably very tall/noticeably larger than most humans, and uncannily heavy hence being an entire fucking MEATWALL packed into a human shape. His arms are also slightly uneven since he has trouble molding himself into a perfect human shape.

The W.O.F. can shapeshift a bit in not only shape but also outside appearance, which is why the guide looks like a normal human.

Add on, he also respawns after the Wall Of Flesh fight, but pretends to be a different person even if it is blatantly obvious to all of the other NPCs [And possibly the player] that he is the same guide as before.

Things Tessa would have loved doing if Cyn hadn’t freaking killed her:

Uzi in general.

Finding out that N and Uzi are dating.

Telling embarrassing stories about N in front of Uzi.

Stealing clothes and hair from all the skeletons on Copper 9 to play dress up with the drones.

N being tall enough to carry her on her shoulders.

Riding V’s pet sentinel. (She’d definitely call it a dingo)

Telling everyone V used to wear glasses and embarrassing her.

Watching horror movies with N, V, Uzi, and J.

Forcing J to be friends with the others against her will.

Being Uzi’s “I’ll help you bury a body and not ask questions” friend.

Going to drone prom and tearing up the dance floor.

Just… just finally being able to be her weird self without fear of judgement and having friends as creepy and strange as she was and… THIS GIRL DESERVED TO LIVE, DAMNIT!

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evegyddgebh53bta4brgnst

5 years ago

This is not mine. My friend made this

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving.

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evegyddgebh53bta4brgnst

5 years ago

Soooooooo... I tried.... tell me what u think? I'll try to do the rest when I can and not ded

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evegyddgebh53bta4brgnst

11 months ago

I refuse to believe mob’s parents are uninterested in their childrens life and are just using reigen as much as they physically can, if he can use their child as free labor so can they!

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