Meta Knight Gets An EXCITING New Entry On His Wikipedia Page That He Absolutely Has

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

Sorry :)

It's ok :P

Lost light

CG find it funny to mimic Alan sometimes in an exagerated way. They all have their own fake glasses that look like his and they make their voices highpitched.

They even try their hardest to mimic his seagull laughes and screams.

Chosen and Dark love when they do that (Tho Dark tries his hardest to not laugh in front of the kids).

it doesn't matter to him though. he has a child to feed.

ok ok. hear me out.

the idea of tsc just. being some type of beta vira-bot that has chosen’s dna/coding is so funny to me like. he is quite literally the secret love child of tco and tdl. tsc is just a fucking bug boy. silly guy. funny spider boy.

Random Trivia about Spirits and Such Consultation Office because i’m insane

- both offices were in buildings on street corners

- in the official references, the handprint painting is seen in both the past and present spirits and such, however in the anime it’s not there in the past (I like to assume Mob made it)

- in the scene where the original spirits and such is burning down, two extra windows are shown that go against the internal references of the building (unless they happen to be in the massage room? However that makes the placement of the only other visible window strange)

- the NEW spirits and such office is approximately 900 meters from salt middle school, making it around a 15-20 minute walk at an average pace

- it can be assumed that the old spirits and such office was closer to both Mob and Reigen’s houses

- in the live action, the massage room has a disco ball

- we never see the interior of the break room apart from in the official references

-the original spirits and such was higher up than the new one

- allegedly, there’s a stove in the office

- both spirits and such signs are visible from the main window behind reigen’s desk, however neither are reachable unless you plan on falling from at least one story (or you’re an esper)

- the printer, handprint painting, corner plant, safe, mobs chair and desk, and reigen’s laptop are salvaged from the fire

ok that’s all I can think of without listing my headcanons, never become obsessed with an office building

here’s some various references

Happy Valentines Day❤

Ag