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Random collection of incorrect HxH Quotes part 2

I'm still in the hospital and I can't sleep, so take more of these~

Biscuit: While I’m gone, Gon , you’re in charge.

Gon: Yes!!!

Biscuit, whispering: Killua, you’re secretly in charge.

Killua: Obviously.

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Killua: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Killua and Gon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Leorio : Our turn, Kurapika! One, two, three- vanilla!

Kurapika, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Gon: I told Killua his ears flush when he lies.

Biscuit: Why?

Gon: Look.

Gon: Hey Killua ! Do you love me?

Killua , covering his ears: No.

Biscuit:

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Kurapika: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Leorio: I beg to differ

Kurapika: Then Beg

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Kurapika: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Leorio: You're like 15 years old

Kurapika: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

(and that's on emperor time)

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Machi: It’s dark in here

Hisoka: Don’t worry dear, I got this~♠️

Hisoka: *Stomps their feet*

Hisoka: *Skechers light up*

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Killua: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Gon: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Leorio?

Leorio: Probably “road work ahead”.

Kurapika: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Killua: What does 'take out' mean?

Gon: Food.

Kurapika : Dating

Hisoka: Murder~♦️

Leorio: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Hisoka: You kill people for money?~♠️

Illumi: I can explain.

Hisoka: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump.~❤️

gon: fist me.

killua: I- what on earth?

gon: *holds out fist for a fist bump*

killua: right. that’s what you- right okay jesus goddamn christ.

Leorio: i need you to do this! We are running out of time!

Kurapika: No it’d be against my moral compass

Leorio: your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL

Leorio, standing outside of Killua’s hotel room: KILLUA WE NEED TO GO! COME OUT!

Killua: I’M GAY

Leorio: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU

GOD I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE HOLY SHIT

⛓take my eyes take them aside⛓

You hear that?

Hisoka, but make him wear Harley Quinn's clothes 👁️👄👁️✨ honestly, I'm obsessed with him (also, it's just a sketch so pls don't mind me being messy 😭)

I want to suck on viktor's clit

I'm finally old enough to draw my own fanservice ✋🏻😔

Also, we love, Stan and respect Trans*Kurapika!