The B In RAB Stands For Bomb Ass Pussy

I think my real purpose in life was to read gay fanfiction and obsess over fictional dead wizards and witches.

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

okay but James’ jewellery is gold and Regulus’ is silver so their wedding rings are both with James’ having gold on the outside and silver on the side that touches his finger (if that makes sense) and Regulus silver on the outside and gold on the side that touches his finger

harry potter’s dead dad and sirius black’s little brother take up too much space in my head to be normal or healthy

Regulus *after he caught Draco and Harry making out*: *points at Draco* 2nd cousin *points at Harry* son

Regulus: this is incest

Snape: well, you Blacks would know that

Draco:

Harry:

Regulus:

Based on chapter 118-119 of The Golden King by @maladaptivewriting

(I just thought of this and had to share)

Should I do a college au or an underage student/teacher situation?

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

i can’t believe i started reading tgk when 22 chapters were posted and everyone (myself included) thought james was gone for good and now he’s slapping reg’s ass, that’s hilarious

i just feel like no matter what the circumstances are or what universe they’re in, james potter is the type of man to slap regulus on the ass