Regulus: *nervously* So I Noticed That You're In The Hospital Wing Once A Month And... Are You Like Me?

I NEED someone to write this. Please.

regulus black who was exploited by his parents as a kid and turned into teen pop sensation who later managed to get himself emancipated and disappeared from the public eye. when he emerges years later, transitioned and finally living for himself, his favorite thing to do is to gaslight anyone who finds a single resemblance between him and the elusive popstar who disappeared almost a decade ago.

can't let the gang know i fw moonwater

(wasn't tagged, but have fun!)

Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.

Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

"Poor thing." (condescending) (flirting)

james: you’re quiet.

regulus: i’m gatekeeping my personality from you.

No because I’m thinking about how when they first started dating, Reg would just sleep like a pole next to James because he’s always so alert. Then after them being together for a while, he feels so safe with James that mans is like a tangle of limbs and drooling onto his pillow

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.

Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.

Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone