was just referred to as 'distopian ed sheeran' never got a bigger compliment in my life
#nohomo but i would give you the last and first sip of my drinks for the rest of my life
alice cullen is the most pandora rosier variant to ever exist.
thanks for coming to my tet talk
my philosophy teacher recently wore a slytherin jumper crumpled up at his arms to the point where you could still see his deer head tattoo, the brainrot is rotting i fear
🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨
ahh this changes like every week but currently i think it's (in no particular order)
• L'altra dimenione (måneskin)
• Maneater (daryl hall & john oats)
• Strawberry wine (noah kahan)
• Bigmouth strikes again (the smiths (fuck morrissay))
• How much is weed? (dominic fike)
(also, i was giggeling and kicking my feet while typing this)
foreshadowing irl is that my deadname's meaning is litterally 'the man, the husband, the (female) man'
THIS!!
call me problematic but the death eaters will always be the more compelling characters to me specifically BECAUSE they exist in a narrative with such rigid black/white morality; because they are considered evil as fact; because they are punished as individuals for the way a system made them; because they are offered no avenues for redemption!
every glimpse of humanity & personhood from one of the cartoonishly-evil disposable background villains (bella’s petnames for her sister, peter’s friendship with james, barty’s skill as a teacher, the carrows’ love for each other, regulus’s note) automatically carries INFINITELY more weight than any dramatic gryffindorish act of heroism BECAUSE it comes shining out from a vacuum. lock me up!!! you should be feeling empathy for them!! do you see how humanity becomes more textured when applied to characters that we, as readers, are meant to disregard as monsters. should i call mary shelley
we all know and love the hc that sirius walked regulus down the isle however let me present to you narcissa walking him down (that way sirius could potentially be best man)
Rosekiller are the kind of people to be besties with theire local takeout
(the tai takeout guy gave me 6 instead of 8 springrolls)
(i hate myself for using the word bestie)
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