"What Is A Dilf Without His Insane Lore" Is Actually The Principle I Live By

real

“I don’t have rizz, I have big, green eyes, and many, many unsettling things to say”

Except it’s just Evan Rosier

“it’s okay, you’ll find your soulmate one day—”

ONE DAY?

How long? At what point will I become a part of ‘in every universe?’

I just want to invent new magic for someone. I want to fill the dining hall with water in the middle of the night so I can take a special person for a swim. I want to steal priceless art for my lover, and tip myself backward in a crimson river to keep myself from losing someone I can’t exist without.

I want to know someone’s favorite chocolate and what gives them that certain light in their eyes. I want to be a pirate with my captain, I want a secret crime mob romance, my rival race car driver, a vampire to my vampire hunter, my morally grey, my enemies to lovers, my fluffy happy ever after

I want to do it all

How long until I find that?

*holding onto ur heart thru ur ribcage* so what are we

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

ahh this changes like every week but currently i think it's (in no particular order)

• L'altra dimenione (måneskin)

• Maneater (daryl hall & john oats)

• Strawberry wine (noah kahan)

• Bigmouth strikes again (the smiths (fuck morrissay))

• How much is weed? (dominic fike)

(also, i was giggeling and kicking my feet while typing this)

THIS.

if you have to change a character THAT much in order for it to be “interesting”, you don’t actually like that character.

currently seeing Paramore live and ok pop off Marlene McKinnon

SACY NWO ASWELL WTFF

SEN TENZ RETIRED 😧

my philosophy teacher recently wore a slytherin jumper crumpled up at his arms to the point where you could still see his deer head tattoo, the brainrot is rotting i fear

we all know and love the hc that sirius walked regulus down the isle however let me present to you narcissa walking him down (that way sirius could potentially be best man)

I posted my first one shot!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63181492