Listen To Me

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message

WHO!?

I will bark for this man

#joshfutturman

I drank shampoo

Yo my 1st period teacher when we don’t charge our Chromebooks is like”did you charge your phone?” Like bitch my phone never leaves me and my Chromebook is a piece of shit from 5 years ago

POV John Watson after you make Sherlock cry

✨Eye Glasses✨

So I can’t read fan fiction about being a trans male anymore??????

Want some penis enlargement pills