I Relate To This On A Spiritual Level.

Quick question, how do I "soften" my forehead

Been having the same problem since I was nine

Why do I need to write this fanfiction? Why can’t it just materialize in this Word document as beautiful and exciting as I imagine it in my head? Why do I need to fucking describe everything I can see so damn perfectly that somehow gets all fuzzy when I try to put it on paper?

Why TF hasn’t someone invented a way to beam the movie in my head directly onto the page? Can we get on that? Save authors everywhere a whole lot of trouble?

Tell him, maybe It’ll spark a memory of dealing with delinquents in the subway

Potions in PLA heal 60hp as opposed to 20hp in the other games and it's probably for the same reason Coca-Cola used to be considered medicinal.

this is all you need to see and know. im not going to subject you to a 2 mile post of vicious transphobia. if you see someone with “hygienic” in their url or description they’re probably a terf.  

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

Honey, did you remember to lock the door?

I love how a common solution for when you don’t know who to ship Luigi with, is to just ship him with everyone 

Okay guys I’m just gonna say this, if you get mentioned in any of these Ray Ban charity event posts. DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It is a phishing website. DO not click on it unless you have the correct add blockers and safety precautions. I’ve gotten mentioned in at least 20 of these at this point, and a lot of them are from people I follow. That is because they have been hacked. They clicked on this link and their account was hacked. Please don’t click on this. I’m just bringing some more awareness to this.