LOL I Just Noticed That The Time Of Ren's Birth Coincides With His Birthday: 2:14 2 - 2 Month - February

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

Loser Reader rejecting their yans not because they're bat shit insane, but because they refuse to believe another would honestly and genuinely fall in love with them is peak ngl-

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Loser Reader: Just found out I have a stalker. I must also have ten thousand dollars in my bank account

[their phone chimes with a notification about a deposit into their account]

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Loser Reader: and then the bitch said "I want to spend the rest of my life with you..." - can you believe that bullshit? Who would actually want that? Crazy right?

Yan Friend: yeah... Crazy.... I'd spend eternity with you

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Pretty Yan: I'm taking you home now, darling~ Get in the truck.

Loser Reader: haha, alright - where is the camera crew hidding

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Loser Reader, handcuffed in yan's basement: these prank videos are getting out of hand

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Yan: Give one reason why we shouldn't be together!

Loser Reader: [hasn't showered in three days or more than ten hours of sleep in that same time span - holding a bowl of burnt mac and cheese] I'll give you thirty

Angel: This guy is my ex Ren/REDACTED: Angel, that's not the best way to say we're married

Happy married life

This fanfic is based on some of the creator's answers! I do not speak English, the text was translated using a translator, so errors are possible (although I will try to minimize them) (Kei belongs to @minevn)

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It had been at least a month since Akiko had returned home…and almost as long since she had seen her eye, arm, and leg. She couldn't walk, see, do most things, or play, and was completely under Kei control and care. Without him, she could barely comb her hair, let alone eat or take a bath. But what was interesting was, where had the limbs gone? This question had been on Akiko's curious mind (or what was left of it), and one day, she decided to ask…

-K-Kei?

-Yes, my love? At the same moment, he tore himself away from cooking and looked at his wife's innocent, frightened, but curious face with a slight blush and a smile. -W-Where did you put my limbs? D-did you throw them away or p-p-preserve them in formalin or something like that? Akiko squeezed out these lines, like all the words, with great difficulty, as if lead was stuck in her throat and did not allow her to speak without stuttering or heaviness. -I ate them. Kei said with a barely noticeable grin. -W-WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Forgetting for a moment that she had no leg, the girl, with a sharp jerk from the chair, lost her balance and almost fell to the floor, but barely holding on with her hand, she looked at her husband with a gamut of shock, fear, disgust. -You became a part of me, darling, isn't that great? I don't have typical human functions, so they won't be digested or anything like that. At these words, Akiko could no longer stand it and fell off the chair with a crash, right at Kei feet. The thought that her eye, leg, and arm were stored in his stomach caused nausea and an overwhelming fear in her, because if that was so, then one day he could completely absorb her, r-right? -Y-you're kidding, right? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS, SAY YOU'RE JOKING! The girl screamed, sitting at Kei feet and holding his leg. -Am I kidding(?) The young man said, looking down at his wife with a slight smile, as if nothing disgusting had happened.

At that very moment, rivers of tears gushed out of the girl, tears full of bitterness for her former free days, grief for her limbs and regrets for her stupidity. If she had listened to Kei and behaved well, none of this would have happened, she could walk, play and do a lot of things without Kei help. They could have lived as a wonderful couple, but no, she had to prove herself and intentionally anger him, intentionally confront him, although it was clear that it was useless, all this was happening because of her stupidity. While Akiko was drowning in her repentant thoughts, Kei carefully lifted the girl's body and sat her down on a chair, gently stroking her head. If you behave well, you might get prosthetics. She did not hear the last phrase, because she was deeply immersed in self-reproach and tears.

Silly mini add-on ^-^

Even though she's a minor character with no name (or I didn't find it lol(¯▿¯)), I really liked her and wanted to draw her since I saw her 3 months ago… HAPPY HALLOWEEN(⌒▽⌒)☆!

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Have this colored manga panel of my gnc princess while I wait to go the airport.

I recently started playing Twisted Wonderland and every time I go through lessons, it seems to me that Crowley's special magic is to influence people. Otherwise, I can't explain to myself why every time a lesson with him begins, all the characters start studying perfectly (╮°-°)╮

Lately, I've wanted to lovingly break the back of this flirtatious gremlin, and you can't stop me without resorting to [DATA EXPUNGED]＾◡＾

(Gavin belongs @campwillowpeak)

Happy birthday to my dear coolest childhood friend＼(≧▽≦)／! (his birthday is not an excuse for me to draw Haruto in a suit∠(ᐛ」∠)_)

Haruto belongs to @minevn