First, the god of air chose to go and smite the villain himself. However, being made of air, he couldn't do shit. After his feeble, pitiful attempt, he went back to the fire god. "Now let us see how the other option you provided plays out." The wind god went forth, and showed himself in his divine form to a noble knight, a guard held in highest regard and known throughout all the land. He sent the knight to destroy the terrible villain but he fucking died immediately. What the hell else was to be expected when the VILLAN whose job is to be EVIL AND CUNNING is prepared to be ASSASSINATED AT ANY MOMENT. Now of course, the wind god returned to his brother. "I don't even know why you asked me to try this shit, you get farmhands to do all your work done too." "I thought it might be interesting to try?" After the brief shenanigans, the gods returned to how they had always done things. By getting a stupid teenage farmhand and turning them into some sort of knight with the "power of friendship" or something like that.
“Brother” cried the god of fire, “Instead of picking a dumb farm hand to be the chosen one, why don’t you just smite the villain yourself or bless an actual warrior?” The god of air replied: “There’s a reason why it must be a farm hand. But fine, see what happens when we do it your way”
Rebloggin bc I wanna do a drawing with this palate :D
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I audibly gasped
TOTK Spoilers
What the fuck did she even do in the battle
soaring the skies of Hyrule ☁️
Just finishing watching a playthrough of Mouthwashing and I love the part where nothing bad happens to Anya :)
AAAHH okay
Relationship Status: taken <3
Fave Colors: pink, maroon, mustard
Song Stuck in my Head: none (thank god)
Last Song I Listened To: Strawberry Blonde (Mitski)
3 Fave Foods: Souffle Pancakes, Good greasy ass burgers from small restaurants, CHEESE(NOT BLUE)
Last Thing Googled: how much does it cost to replace a side mirror :(
Dream trip: Southern French countryside (forever)
Something I want rn: your mother ;3
You're it @destiny-hoodie @tor-ta @ginkochama
got tagged by the lovely @lesbian-birdhouse for this little about me !! relationship status: single and proud
favorite color: yellow and orange!
song stuck in my head: constellations (the oh hellos)
last song i listened to: second child, restless child (also the oh hellos)
3 favorite foods: peach tea, cucumber, and tiramisu
last thing i googled: "how to put on suspenders"
dream trip: i want to go to norway sososo bad
anything i want right now: i want peach tea now that ive typed it out ngl
ur supposed to tag 10 people but i. do not have ten people to tag. so. @gumy-shark @ratsinmamouf @floweyyyyyy @sapphire-deity @noodlenoodlenoodlenoodle @dykefrankie @cuuno and @thegalacticbucket
how it feels being the only lesbian
but i’m a creep
i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste