*drinks Dry Cereal* *eats Milk With Cereal Still In Mouth* *swallows And Chokes To Heck Without A Heck

part 1 nad yalls aint egtting context

mess with the fandoms and you get the knife. i doubt it would do anything cause dudes a monster.

i  just threatened my brother with a kitchen knife because he stole my copy of the son of neptune and told me he was never giving it back. 

i was distressed, but it’s safe now.

don’t fuck with my percy, you little shit. 

i spun the wheel of fandom and it seems todays winner is miraculous and for the current ship it has been chosen to be julerose and for the final spin i will not be going to sleep - yet

yoted

i can smell sexualities and taste rainbows

*food thirst and water hungry increase*

imma forever call gabriel agreste sucky gabe (inpsired by smelly gabe and a ao3 fanfic with the opening lines the reason why gabriel ugliano was called gabe instead of gabriel cause gabriel was the name of an angel and gabe sure as hell wasnt an angel) ill pribably forget it after sleep :/

part 2

i support this just hope nobody tries to whack them

Last Christmas i gave you my heart and the very next day you sold it on ebay

This year to save me from tears I'll give it to a random stranger

This Christmas i gave you my heart and the very next gay i found it on craigslist

Twice bitten and zero learnt

i don't keep my distance

so you still cat-ch my eye (please let it go, it hurts)