Why Would Kit Ever Speak To Simon About School? Random Ass Shit 😂

-Simon and Maryse cooking on family nights

-Maia being a mom friend

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

One thing that I’d love to see more of is the dynamic between Simon and Catarina. She said he reminds her of her son?? And Simon is severely lacking in a stable mother figure??? I wish we got to see him from her perspective. Their relationship was my absolute favourite thing from tftsa, I want more.

Izzy lightwood fashion game fanart

Simon coded

Does anyone else wonder how Izzy’s alcoholism-adjacent habits will play out in her relationship with Simon, whose mother was an alcoholic? He spend his formative years around alcohol abuse, I wonder how the dynamic will affect him and how the two of them deal with it. I would request a fic but I unfortunately do not know where to do so (despair, sadness).

Nobody:

Simon biting Jace and Alec in TMI:

I don't think this happens in my country but stay safe! Rape is an epidemic where i come from, i never want anyone to feel unsafe or be put in danger. so please take these kind of things into consideration, if it doesn't help you it might help someone else.

Reblog if you see this

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

the way i don't see enough kit x simon brotp posts.

like they gang up on jace?? they watch starwars together and completely geek out together?? simon takes kit to his band's concerts?? simon teaches kit how to play the guitar?? simon is especially overprotective of kit because he knows what it's like to be new to being a shadowhunter and how hard it can be?? kit can open up to simon about his "uNrEqUiTed LoVe" situation and simon's been there so he can talk to him??

that's all i had to say.

Simon and Alec developing a friendship is something I need to see in my lifetime. Please.

I want more TMI gang content but like. Not just the core ships. I want to see Clary and Magnus’s relationship now. Jace and Simon. Alec and Clary. Izzy and Jace. Simon and Magnus.