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Maybe I’m just in a Sebastian mood (yuck) but what I find really interesting is that in the Clay’s edom dream when we see good Sebastian… he literally just acts like Simon.

I feel like this is a way to reference the fact Simon is the closest thing Clary will ever actually have to a brother (the only real reference she has to a healthy brother). He makes jokes like Simon, makes fun of Jace, says sarcastic jokes and likes Izzy!

I also think it’s interesting that the that snapped Clary out of Edom is the fact Simon didn’t exist!

There relationship is soo underrated but it means soooo much to me!

my toxic tmi trait is that i only care for simon and i hate everyone else in the series because they all have mistreated simon in someway throughout the six books just because he was a mundane/vampire. and i don’t like it took simon sacrificing himself for most of them to realize he was worth something and i think they should hate themselves a little more for how they treated the dude who ended up saving them from edom <3

Jace being so randomly over protective Simon is sooo funny to me because Simon did NOT ask for that 😭😭

Like in GOTSM when Lily was talking abt how Simon bit Jace badly and Jace was like “he did great actually 🤬🤬🤬” or city of fallen angels when Simon was like “I have a roommate” and Jace was like “I’ll fight him” and Simon was like “…okay…”

Jace;

I just have to ask. Are the divergent books worth reading? Theres so much hype about it so i got the first book and tris is so annoying. She's so typical: "I'm so small and everyone underestimates me" "I love you but I'm not supposed to" "my friends are all jealous of me".. Gurl if you dont stfu i swear. I've read the first one, does it get better? And its written in first person. Do i have to deal with her annoying commentary for the whole series or is there some other perspective? Its not just that steriotype. I liked clary in tmi because she had those steriotypes but they didn't make up her entire character. I liked izzy in -"the exsct opposite of okay" because of the same reasons. But with tris, that's pretty much the only character she has. I keep expecting her to do something even slightly unpredictable and she never does... Just wanted to ask the community if the other books are better than the first one.

Kit, who ran away to another continent when Ty turned him down: guys it's not funny

Julian, who probably gave Emma a UTI after the beach scene: it really is

Will, who called Tessa a prostitute and insulted her at every opportunity: I can't stop laughing

Alec, who fell down the stairs after his first date with Magnus: you're right, Kit. you should drunk dial him.

Magnus, who at one point dated Camille Belcourt: I'll get the wine

Simon, who accidentally cheated on Isabelle once: I'll dial

Jace:

Shout out too @heronsthornx on TikTok because this is the most accurate representation I’ve seen of there friendship.

Proof:

TSC Characters as tweets I’ve liked - 1

Matthew after drinking all day:

Alastair:

Simon:

Izzy:

Julian:

Tessa, quite literally:

Jace and Kit before finding out their true heritage:

Like at first he'd be scared but after a while he'd just be really chilled about it, and the kidnappers would get so annoyed.

Kidnapper: If your friends don't give me the i formation i need, I'll break that pretty little face of yours-

Simon: aw you think I'm pretty?

Kidnapper: you won't be talking like that when i break your fingers one by one, cut them off and feed them to you. If they dont come soon-

Simon: dude, i get it. You'll kill me. Unless i die of boredom first. Do you ever stop talking? I mean I've been told i never stop talking but jeez, you're getting a bit much.

Kidnapper: I -

Simon: do you ever wonder why you exist? I mean, I know I was conceived, but why am I actually here? How many random events occurred to create me? What if i were to just dissapear. Would people notice? Would they cry? Being kidnapped gives you afew perspectives on just how terrifyingly random life is. I wouldn't have ever been able to read lord of the Rings. Oh. You look confused. You've never read it? That's ok, I'll tell it to you, we have all the time in the world. So it starts with this...

Kidnapper: * unties him*

Simon: what are you-

Kidnapper: just.. Just go.

Kidnapper: we have your vampire friend.

Izzy: Simon?

Kidnapper: Yes. And if you want him back, we want all information on Valentine and the Mortal Cup.

Clary: Trust me, that won't be necessary.

Alec: Yeah, you took Simon. Good luck with that.

Kidnapper: Wha-?

Call hangs up

Kidnapper: ...

Simon: So, have you watched Star Wars?

Kit: So you became a vampire, and then a Daylighter, and then back to a mundane, and now a Shadowhunter?

Simon: Yep

Simon: Before all that, I spent a few hours turned into a rat. Was a weird day, but well, it was an experience.

Kit: THAT'S SO COOL, YOU'RE SO COOL

Jace: SAY WHAT NOW

we have the whole gang now 🫶🫶