Did You Know There Is A Hatsune Miku Tamagotchi?

lord the peasants are so loud today

ok so theres this kitten named nacho, he doesnt belong to me but he LOVES ME. like he looks at me and boom hes purring so damn loudly, and he got like this in ONE DAY. he was so skittish earlier today but now hes LAYING ON MY CHEST, PURRING LOUDER THAN IVE EVER HEARD A CAT PURR. THIS DAMN CAT DOESNT BELONG TO ME. DAMN YOU NACHO (ilysm nacho)

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

HEY I KNOW THIS IS THE THIRD POST WITHIN 20 MINUTES BUT I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL NOW REFER TO MYSELF AS FEMALE TO MY CLOSEST OF FRIENDS AND EVERYONE ONLINE (not too drastic, nothing my dad will notice. i think my dad is transphobic owo) im too scared to tell my family because im afraid everyone will think im weird or mentally ill and i will most likely cry in my room for hours, though, i think my mom wont dgaf

i am prepared for the switch 2

it launches on june 5th

uhhh ignore my other alarms

my sister stole my fucking phone and wont tell me where it is, so i busted out the crusty old ass ipad as a cry for help. please help me.

god im so hot (as in the temperature)

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i would but i just woke up and jesus christ i am not seeing shit correctly

I'm not sure if asks are the only form of communication you accept, judging by your bio/about me/whatever, so I'm gonna play it safe

You should try misgendering your dad on purpose when he's in earshot and see how he feels about it (if you're not afraid of any serious consequences, of course)

my dad is a father of seven children, i think hed still respond to being called "mom" also you can use anything to talk to me i gotta change that-