When Looking For A Gif Of Robert Downey Jr. And Jude Law Dancing As Holmes And Watson I Fell Down One

When looking for a gif of Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law dancing as Holmes and Watson I fell down one hell of a rabbit hole.

First off I learned that if you want homoerotic tension you went to the right guys because you got an actual bi man who famously paired up with Spider-Man in a not so parental way ifyaknowwhatImean

And a guy who spent a good chunk of his early career playing dangerous twinks who ruin men’s lives because he’s too pretty.

And that made me realize that Jude Law is the most literal male translation of the “dangerous seductress” I’ve ever seen. Sort of how Chris Hemsworth is the best in business at playing the male version of a “dumb blond”

Hemsworth’s dumb blondes know they look good and that people tend to let them have their way because of it, but they don’t know how to use their good looks to manipulate others and are always in danger of being taken advantage of by people who desire them.

Not Jude Law’s characters. They know they look good, they know how to weaponize it and loudly signals “objectify me at your own risk”

Even in A.I. where he plays a literal sex toy/robot prostitute, who is programmed to not be able to defend himself and has no say in how he is used, he still manages to conspire against humans in the most passive way possible “They want to fuck me but they also hate me because they know robots will outlive humans”

His characters even get to experience the downsides of being a “dangerous seductress” that are usually reserved for women. In Mr. Ripley he gets murdered because how dare he lead people on and not put out? It was totally his own fault for being a sexy asshole.

And in The Young Pope he can hardly move a finger without everybody objectifying him despite him being asexual and the goddamn pope, and despite sometimes using it to his advantage he has also turned rather cold and cruel partly because of it. It’s no wonder that it’s a common trait for a lot of these characters that they recent the people who are attracted to them.

And I have noticed a trend. Straight male directors seem to hire beefcakes like Hemsworth when they need a character they think women should be attracted to, but hire Jude Law when they want an actor with a more androgynous aura they’d personally be willing fuck. He doesn’t get those roles quite as often anymore though as he has gotten older and less feminine to look at.

But anyway, Downey Jr. and Law, what a combo. The bi disaster and the twink who lost the good will of his patrons because he’s pushing 50. Quite the match.

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So, somehow I reached 200 followers on this blog already!! Wow!! Thank you so much to all of you for following, I really appreciate it❤️🖤

I thought I’d do a small Star Wars/First Order themed giveaway! Please read to rules before entering.

Prize 1:

1 x Kylo Ren Moleskine Journal

1 x First Order Insignia Journal

1 x First Order Pen

1 x Kylo Ren TLJ Funko Pen

1 x First Order Memo Cube

4 x A4 size First Order Folders

5 x First Order Binder Clips

(Optional: 500 word Ficlet)

Prize 2:

1 x First Order Insignia Journal

1 x First Order Pen

1 x First Order Memo Block

4 x A4 size First Order Folders

5 x First Order Binder Clips

(Optional: 500 word Ficlet)

Prize 3:

1 x Kylo Ren 3D Cover Notebook

1 x Kylo Ren Funko Pen

1 x Star Wars TLJ Bobble-Head Mystery Box

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Rules:

The giveaway will close on the 11th August and the winners will be chosen using a random number generator.

Likes and Reblogs count as enteries.

Winners must be 18+ and willing to give me their address to send the items.

You don’t need to be following me to enter.

The giveaway is open internationally but it’s your responsibility to check that the items are ok to be shipped to your country.

Winners will be contacted via PM or ask, so please keep a look out! You will have 48 hours to respond or Ill have to pick a new winner.

No giveaway blogs, bots etc.

I have made Ficlets an optional prize in case anyone doesn’t want one lol. But if you win and don’t want to give me your address, then I am happy to write something longer for you instead of the prizes.

Obviously this giveaway is my own and not associated with Tumblr, Disney etc.

Good luck! ❤️

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4 years ago

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5 years ago

I just realized that if I could somehow get myself to the Quantum Realm, I’d have to wait less than three hours until Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.

Any ideas how we can make this happen, friends?

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5 years ago

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6 years ago

Grandpa's Hospital Bill

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5 years ago

Dream Write Down #2

Today I had a dream I was running away from someone that wanted to kill me in a white spiral staircase. I survived and ran to another building, there was people sitting down in black couches, i got closer to them when I saw a handsome guy with curly hair and right next to him was freaking Ezra Miller! I ran to him like 'Ezra!", he was all energetic and was hugging me (I dont think he knew me.. but that's Ezra for you).

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